This chap’s name is Henry, and Henry looks so human-like here that it’s a little uncomfortable. Like many tweens, Henry was given a bad haircut that he could do nothing about. You see those beautiful curls on his ears? Well, he had those over his whole head, until a groomer with a vendetta decided that Henry needed a mohawk.
Now he looks ridiculous, and kind of ticked off about the whole thing. Why do this? Who looks at a dog and thinks that what is missing from their aesthetic is a mohawk? Henry’s family was apparently cracking up over his new hairdo for days, which we’re sure did wonders for his self-esteem.
Big Hair, Don't Care
Hairstyles in the 1980s included the mullet, large hair-dos, puffed-up styles, tall mohawk hairstyles, jheri curls, flattops, and hi-top fade, permanent waves, and softer cuts all typified the decade. And it's safe to say that the 1980s was a great decade for hair.
We may not be brave enough to wear our hair like this, but for Poodles, it's a totally different story.
Dog or Cockatoo?
Where on earth do you start with something like this? What was the instruction to the groomer? Do your worst? Make him look like Guy Fieri? This poor pup looks like it doesn't know what hit him, and honestly, we don't know either. All we know is that he looks pretty silly and that he won't be going back to these groomers anytime soon.
You have to admit, though, he is a cute little guy, and seems to have a docile demeanor, which would come in handy at a time like this. Hopefully, he didn't have a big date scheduled at the puppy park.
He Has the Best Hair
We don't know how this hairdo came to be, but this dog has been left looking like Donald Trump. Just look at that combover - bleach blond, unnaturally swept to the side, bigoted. You name the Trump quality, this dog now has it. This pup now embodies everything Trump stands for, thanks to this hairdo.
Arguably, this dog rocks the hairstyle better than the man himself, but the pup doesn't even know what all of this means for him. He won't understand why, all of a sudden, people are approaching him in the streets and asking for his takes on foreign policies. Someone better fill this pup in, quick.
A New Dog
People love seeing before and after photos, and how adorable is it when applied to dogs! He was a cutie as a scruffy ball of fluff but the preppy cut will get him further in life. He could ace that job interview he's been nervous about and getting the next-door neighbor's number will be a piece of cake with his new look.
Yep, he's a keeper and we wish him well as he climbs up the corporate ladder with Tiffany by his side!