If you’re a young parent, you probably know that annoying situation where you have to change your baby’s diaper, and… well, it ain’t fun. The little rugrats simply won’t stop moving, bumping different body parts on the side of the changing table! Honestly, what are they feeding them at daycare?
Anyway, if you’re one of these poor parents – boy, have we got something for you. Just use a pool noodle to cover the sides of the changing table, and you’ll never have to worry about your baby hurting their head.
Car Door Protector
Do you have super annoying neighbors that always park their car wayyy too close to yours (and inconsiderately open their car door straight into your beautiful car)? Maybe you're just used to parking in public lots where nobody really gives a damn? Either way, you're going to appreciate this one.
After you park, just grab a pool noodle from the back of your car and fixate it to the side of the vehicle. Zero door scratching, guaranteed.
Improved Drum Sound
What do pool noodles have to do with playing the drums? You may ask. Well, quite a lot – we will gladly answer. If you're a musician and have some drum recording to do for your next single or whatnot, pool noodles are made out of the perfect isolation material!
Just place some pool noodle pieces on your microphones, press record, and see what happens. You won't believe the results.
Exercise Enhancement
Ever heard of "Fat Gripz"? Well, if you're not in the exercise loop, let us fill you in: it's just a couple of pipe-shaped things you put on dumbbells to increase the diameter of the handle. Why would you want to do that? Well, apparently, increasing the diameter puts more effort on your arms, enhancing their growth while weightlifting.
Anyway, instead of buying expensive professional sports equipment, you can just create your own Fat Gripz with a pool noodle! How cool is that?
Stormy Weather? Grab a Poole Noodle!
The weather can damage the outside of our cars, especially if we're talking about sharp pieces of hail splattering against the windshield. But fear no more, since a bunch of heroic pool noodles should do the trick and protect your car from any harm.
You'll need to tie, like, 40 pool noodles together – but we promise it'll be worth it. And it also looks kind of pretty! What have you got to lose?