Sometimes, a dad has to lay down the law and say the last word. Everybody knows plugs are a dad’s domain, and so this dad decided it was necessary to set out some details that the kids need to know about the plugs. DO NOT. UNPLUG. THESE PLUGS.
It doesn’t matter if you’re in a hurry, or if you just need it for a minute, or if you promise yourself you’re going to plug whatever you unplugged back in; just don’t do it. Don’t do it. Just don’t do it. Find another plug. Dad doesn’t care if you’ll be sorry. Find another socket.
Pay Pall or Pay Up
So, this young girl was trying to think of a creative way to get money off her dad. She has been borrowing money from him nonstop. She wanted to purchase something online, and as she doesn't have a credit card, using her father's PayPal account seemed like the best solution. What she didnt take into consideration was that her father was not going to take part in her plan.
If she had been a little smarter, she should have asked him if she could use his PayPal account and only give him the money. Now she has no money, no PayPal acount, and no stupid item she doesn't need anyway.
Using The Remote Control Is A Science
Dads are known to hog the TV remote and are also said to have a special bond with their remote controls. They can be quite serious when it comes to these little devices. In fact, some fathers have certain methods of operating their TV remote, just like this one. This dad’s note of instructions came with an illustration just to make it clear.
He wrote thorough directions and looked like he was making notes for statistics instead of giving simple guidelines. Sometimes, Dads can be too simple, or they can be very detailed. This dad right here is the detailed one for sure. Hopefully, the recipient of the note understood it all.
It Doesn't Really Matter
Not all dads are classic funnymen who will have a laugh along with their kids or at their kid's expense. Many of them just pretend to be normal when, in fact, they are not. Sometimes, kids need a reality check, and this dad is just the one to do it. Tucked in with his Lightning McQueen backpack, this kid has found a depressing note that nevertheless contains some hard truths we all have to come to understand, no matter what else life may hold.
But, the note ends with a good thing. Despite life being nothing more than heartache and disappointment followed by death, at least Dad still loves you.
Easiest Kill Ever
Another tool in a dad's arsenal is sarcasm; oh, the sarcasm. You may think you know it, but you will never possess a dad's sarcasm, not until you hold your first child in your arms. In this case, after a child left a sharp hatchet out, inside where any old murderer could find it, a dad did his dadly best to write the most witheringly sarcastic note possible.
Nothing beats a good host, especially for killers who have a lot of trouble getting things done and completed. They even pointed out the butcher knives. Mi casa es su casa. This is horrific.