According to this letter, it appears that Theodor is intent on embarking on a new journey. One that doesn’t involve the Emergency Dept., and that there is nothing the department can do to make him change his mind. Not even bribery or slashed tires.
We wonder if the workplace could still have made him an offer he couldn’t refuse. Maybe a two-month-long, all-expenses-paid vacation to the Caribbeans with Angelina Jolie? We doubt the workplace can afford it, but it wouldn’t hurt to ask, would it?
Drive-Away
Fast food is supposed to be...well fast. Unfortunately for hungry customers who pulled up to this McDonald's "drive-thru" there would likely be a far longer wait for a Big Mac than usual.
We do love the honesty of this former employee about why the drive-thru is closed. Especially in light of the ever-mysterious myriad of excuses that McDonald's gives to explain why you can't get a Mcflurry ice cream. We've all heard "The ice-cream machine is broken" one too many times...A conspiracy indeed!
Mixed Feelings
Leaving a job is not always easy, even when it's a job that you really hate. But sometimes it's just so liberating, like in this case, where the person quitting does it with mixed feelings, "mixed because [he] can't quite decide between elation and relief."
He then proceeds to point out everyone else's incompetence, which makes you think he's had all of his arguments locked and loaded for quite some time. Our favorite thing about this letter is the ending, which tries to be somewhat encouraging. He does have a point, though. Sandwiches really are simple and great. We're going to make one right about... now.
Cheeky Chocolate
We'll admit it, it took us a moment or so to understand the joke here. but once we did, we LOVED it. Jonny used a Twix candy bar to give his two weeks' notice...get it? T-Wix and Two-Weeks. It works, people!
Now that candy bars have entered the resignation chat, the pun opportunities are endless! Think Payday, Milky Way, and Snickers bars. Have fun!
Life Imitates Art
Someone give these guys an Academy Award or, at the very least, a standing ovation. The reviews are in...This resignation is brilliant! Critics are calling it "the most hilarious way to quit" and "a must-see (especially if you're their employer)."
We just hope that their boss appreciated their effort and understood the joke. We hope to see many a film-poster-inspired resignation in the future.