Leaving one thing for another, be it a person, a house, or a job, can get messy. We didn’t mean that literally, but the youth of today does seem to enjoy taking things at face value.
We bet the boss, Michelle, didn’t really enjoy Blake’s goodbye gift. Especially since the blue cup is filled with sprinkles that will go all over the place as soon as she tried to pick it up.
No More Sally
Working as a waiter or at a counter can be trying. You have people ordering their food on one side, and on the other, you have the entire kitchen stuff. Luckily, at least when it comes to the fellows in the kitchen, one can communicate using order slips.
This is a great way to check if the guys in the back are truly alert or are just cruising through their shifts. Either way, Sally isn't gonna be there to find the answer.
See You in Hell
Out of all the different ways people have found to leave their job, we think that making a cake takes the cake. People who resign and their bosses are usually both bitter, so what's better than some sweet, sweet cake to balance everything out?
But, is a cake still sweet if it sports a sour message on it? Guess we'll have to try it for ourselves, in hell.
Just Drilling Holes
Young people these days really do get satisfaction out of finding the right meme for each and every moment of their lives.
Writing a long respectful letter to the boss explaining why you are leaving? That's out. Printing a screenshot of a scene from a movie? In! Let's hope this guy didn't work in a factory and decided to literally just drill holes for his final two weeks. He won't be ending this job on good terms.
The Two-Week Limerick
We get it, her passion just wasn't in candy. We actually think it's safe to assume that her true, actual passion was in writing, and we hope that's something she'll choose to pursue in her next job.
In the meantime, she left the candy store with a sweet and funny Limerick that probably made everyone who worked there smile. Maybe they should have offered her a job in the marketing department instead?