Kanye West has…tweeted (even though that’s not the right word anymore) a lot of things since he started on the platform, and this is one of the more tame ones. It also shows us West’s very odd manner of thinking about things, which would go on to get him in a lot of well-deserved trouble.
Yet he knows enough to be responsible for a water bottle that he finds on a plane. Maybe he doesn’t want anybody to be scared about a bottle of water that has been left unattended – planes have some security issues with certain amounts of liquids. It’s a weird path for Kanye West to take, since he, in the majority of things, doesn’t seem to be all that responsible. Kanye has done a lot of things to drop him out of the public’s good graces, but at the time this quote was just a funny line.
Looking Forward to It All
We don’t know what that quote is from and we’re a little scared to find out, since it might require going onto Tik Tok. Some things are a step too far. As soon as we do, our hair is going to be dyed a bad strawberry blond and we’re going to start quoting things that don’t altogether deserve to be quoted.
Still, at least Jordan is excited about his next steps in life, unlike so many people. Jordan is aware that with adulthood not only comes many responsibilities but also many good things. You can stay up and watch movies, you can spend your free time pursuing new things like learning a fun language or teaching yourself to juggle. Yes, we should all be so ready to pick up some adulthood and get to work.
How Every Speech Should Be
If you’ve ever had to listen to a teacher rattle on for an hour, or been at an awards ceremony, or at a wedding where the maid of honor had a few too many before her speech to the happy couple, you might end up liking Rachel’s choice of senior quote. It’s from the show "Parks and Recreation."
It reminds us of the speech that Joe Pesci gave in 1991 after receiving the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. He won it for his role in “Goodfellas.” He was up against some of the best, but, to his surprise, he won. He didn’t even have a speech prepared, and when he reached the stage, he simply said: “It’s my privilege, thank you.” That’s the way to win a crowd.
This Is Actually How Twins Work
No, obviously these two didn’t get together early on and decide to become twins – they were born that way, baby. The twin life chose them, as far as something like that can make a choice. They didn’t ask to become twins, but it seems to have worked out for them.
As far as we can tell, these two are fraternal twins and not identical, so they don’t get to go all the way into the fun twin stuff, but they are still granted practically lifelong friends that will probably understand everything about them, be ready to help if help is needed, and be there for all their big life events. It doesn’t seem too bad, which leads us to suspect if they had a chance to do it all over again, they WOULD choose the twin life.
Hey, That's My Favorite Cartoon
While the guy above him has quoted the most popular section of the book of Jeremiah, Mr. Michael Kelley has decided to go a little more modern. We don’t know why people started going around and saying things like this about everybody’s favorite big green ogre, but it’s become one of the ways to tell if somebody is spending too much time on the internet.
Sure, Shrek is great...but is he love himself? The big man doesn’t really act like it, if we’re taking all the canon appearances to heart. He’s kind of a grouch when you think about it. He has his good points, obviously, but to say he is love itself, and life itself? We’re not buying it just yet. We’re going to need to watch the movies a few more times today.