While the guy above him has quoted the most popular section of the book of Jeremiah, Mr. Michael Kelley has decided to go a little more modern. We don’t know why people started going around and saying things like this about everybody’s favorite big green ogre, but it’s become one of the ways to tell if somebody is spending too much time on the internet.
Sure, Shrek is great…but is he love himself? The big man doesn’t really act like it, if we’re taking all the canon appearances to heart. He’s kind of a grouch when you think about it. He has his good points, obviously, but to say he is love itself, and life itself? We’re not buying it just yet. We’re going to need to watch the movies a few more times today.
Sometimes You Just Have to Be Responsible
Kanye West has...tweeted (even though that’s not the right word anymore) a lot of things since he started on the platform, and this is one of the more tame ones. It also shows us West’s very odd manner of thinking about things, which would go on to get him in a lot of well-deserved trouble.
Yet he knows enough to be responsible for a water bottle that he finds on a plane. Maybe he doesn’t want anybody to be scared about a bottle of water that has been left unattended – planes have some security issues with certain amounts of liquids. It’s a weird path for Kanye West to take, since he, in the majority of things, doesn’t seem to be all that responsible. Kanye has done a lot of things to drop him out of the public’s good graces, but at the time this quote was just a funny line.
This Is Actually How Twins Work
No, obviously these two didn’t get together early on and decide to become twins – they were born that way, baby. The twin life chose them, as far as something like that can make a choice. They didn’t ask to become twins, but it seems to have worked out for them.
As far as we can tell, these two are fraternal twins and not identical, so they don’t get to go all the way into the fun twin stuff, but they are still granted practically lifelong friends that will probably understand everything about them, be ready to help if help is needed, and be there for all their big life events. It doesn’t seem too bad, which leads us to suspect if they had a chance to do it all over again, they WOULD choose the twin life.
The Incredible Disappearing Student
This is a list first! A picture of a student that doesn’t even have the student in it! Daniel Edwards apparently had better things to do during school picture day, even though he was going to be dressed up in a bright blue gown and wearing a golden sash. As “Cotton-Eye Joe” asks (even though it’s not really him asking it), where did he go?
In addition, where did he come from? We guess that question isn’t important. A more important question would be why did the school yearbook decide to add a picture of a blank photo wall. We guess it’s as good an option as any, but it seems to make a little more sense to us to have no picture in the spot whatsoever. Well, whatever. Good quote.
The Recipe to a Better Life
Plankton was super excited to get his hands on the formula for the delicious Krabby Patty, and he did lots of things to try and get it. But did he spend four years in classrooms studying things like English literature, science, math, art, social studies, and a state-mandated language? We don’t think so!
At least we never saw an episode where he’s in school. He has a habit of shouting about how he went to college, but we didn’t see any evidence of such a thing other than a blurry diploma. We could print something like that on our printer, right here. But Andrea has certainly earned her diploma after toiling for four long years. Now she’s on to business school, where she learns how to run a successful fast food business.