Do you remember that period back in the early aughts, right after the turn of the millennium, when everybody who liked music was going around and adding “izzle” to the ends of words in order to mimic their favorite rapper, Snoop Dogg? We do, and as much as we appreciate Mr. Dogg, we’re glad that the fad has passed into history.
Despite the trend being long gone for most people, Evan here has brought it back for his senior yearbook quote. It’s just a joke that is meant to make some people laugh, and that’s the kind of thing that we are ready to get behind. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to make people laugh, and this joke doesn’t even have any gross stuff in it – a relative rarity, these days.
The Incredible Disappearing Student
This is a list first! A picture of a student that doesn’t even have the student in it! Daniel Edwards apparently had better things to do during school picture day, even though he was going to be dressed up in a bright blue gown and wearing a golden sash. As “Cotton-Eye Joe” asks (even though it’s not really him asking it), where did he go?
In addition, where did he come from? We guess that question isn’t important. A more important question would be why did the school yearbook decide to add a picture of a blank photo wall. We guess it’s as good an option as any, but it seems to make a little more sense to us to have no picture in the spot whatsoever. Well, whatever. Good quote.
The Recipe to a Better Life
Plankton was super excited to get his hands on the formula for the delicious Krabby Patty, and he did lots of things to try and get it. But did he spend four years in classrooms studying things like English literature, science, math, art, social studies, and a state-mandated language? We don’t think so!
At least we never saw an episode where he’s in school. He has a habit of shouting about how he went to college, but we didn’t see any evidence of such a thing other than a blurry diploma. We could print something like that on our printer, right here. But Andrea has certainly earned her diploma after toiling for four long years. Now she’s on to business school, where she learns how to run a successful fast food business.
You Gotta Admit, It Has Some Flow to It
Even if Mr. Aron Castaneda-Cano isn’t spending time in the outfield in Los Angeles, he knows that there are some heavenly creatures on his side. And it’s a good thing, too, since there are creatures that aren’t of heaven that seem to be familiar to him.
He – or more accurately CHXPO, a recording artist of some type – says that he has the angels on his side but the demons respect him, and that’s a pretty hard line to drop into a senior yearbook. We hope that Aron is ready to be at the center of a battle for his soul after he’s out of high school, because it looks like that’s what everybody is gearing up for. Maybe he needs to join a baseball team or something like that.
Feelin’ Free
Sarah Cartmill was a brave girl declaring such a thing at such a young age. At the age of twelve, you might be taking the first frightful steps toward adulthood, but you still have plenty of childhood left in you. Amazingly, Sarah wasn’t embarrassed by this quote of hers from something like six years in the past.
We doubt that she ever actually fulfilled the quote, as parents are pretty quick to nip something like that in the bud, but it does tell us a little bit about what Sarah was like as a pre-teen. It also might tell us a little too much about what she was like as a teenager. And what she’s like as an adult. We’re just getting to know Sarah too much, is what we’re saying.