Sarah Cartmill was a brave girl declaring such a thing at such a young age. At the age of twelve, you might be taking the first frightful steps toward adulthood, but you still have plenty of childhood left in you. Amazingly, Sarah wasn’t embarrassed by this quote of hers from something like six years in the past.
We doubt that she ever actually fulfilled the quote, as parents are pretty quick to nip something like that in the bud, but it does tell us a little bit about what Sarah was like as a pre-teen. It also might tell us a little too much about what she was like as a teenager. And what she’s like as an adult. We’re just getting to know Sarah too much, is what we’re saying.
Just Trying to Spread Some Smiles
Do you remember that period back in the early aughts, right after the turn of the millennium, when everybody who liked music was going around and adding “izzle” to the ends of words in order to mimic their favorite rapper, Snoop Dogg? We do, and as much as we appreciate Mr. Dogg, we’re glad that the fad has passed into history.
Despite the trend being long gone for most people, Evan here has brought it back for his senior yearbook quote. It’s just a joke that is meant to make some people laugh, and that’s the kind of thing that we are ready to get behind. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to make people laugh, and this joke doesn’t even have any gross stuff in it – a relative rarity, these days.
You Gotta Admit, It Has Some Flow to It
Even if Mr. Aron Castaneda-Cano isn’t spending time in the outfield in Los Angeles, he knows that there are some heavenly creatures on his side. And it’s a good thing, too, since there are creatures that aren’t of heaven that seem to be familiar to him.
He – or more accurately CHXPO, a recording artist of some type – says that he has the angels on his side but the demons respect him, and that’s a pretty hard line to drop into a senior yearbook. We hope that Aron is ready to be at the center of a battle for his soul after he’s out of high school, because it looks like that’s what everybody is gearing up for. Maybe he needs to join a baseball team or something like that.
Lots of Time to Build Fun Outfits
It’s a stereotype to say that all gay guys are fabulous, but Ian Longley is doing his part to keep the stereotype alive for now. He spent plenty of time putting together some head-turning outfits that accentuate his best features and make use of his best colors from head to toe. Though it’s strange that he ended up having that disaster on top of his head.
It looks like he got stuck in a cotton candy machine. Yet Ian pulls it off – a big, bright smile can do wonders for almost any personal fashion choice. If you’re having trouble coming up with a way to look good the next time that you need to step outside, remember a smile is your best accessory. And best of all, it’s free.
We Don't Think He's Actually Sorry
Cesar Ochoa knows that he’s a popular guy around campus, and he’s willing to admit that some of the ladies of his high school probably got caught looking by their boyfriends. He put what appears to be a half-hearted apology under his picture in the senior yearbook, and we wouldn’t be surprised if it’s less half-hearted than no-hearted.
He was glad to have taken those gals away from their guys – surely he was the better choice? Whether you want to go with Lothario or Casanova, Cesar is on his way to becoming one of the famous lovers of the area. But perhaps one should let Cesar know that too much self-confidence can be a bad thing – if he’s struck down, it will make things really difficult for him to come back.