Jose Serna is interested in going into veterinary medicine, and he’s going to have a big advantage over some of the other people in his class of vet school – he’s going to have hearing sensitive enough to pick up those really high-pitched sounds that bother dogs. We’re not sure how it will be an advantage, but it’s bound to help somehow.
He even mentions his big ears in his senior yearbook photo and says that somehow they give out a better signal than the school’s WI-FI. We’re not sure how they will give off a better signal, but they certainly seem prepared to pick up plenty of signals. You know, wireless, bluetooth, AM/FM radio, shortwave, those kinds of things. But don’t talk about it too much, he can probably hear us right now.
How to Really Succeed at Failure
Kiegan Lee wanted to let everybody in her high school – or anybody that decides to open her senior yearbook for that matter – that she isn’t going to stop until everybody is talking about how big of a failure she is. She wants to be a failure on a COSMIC SCALE. She doesn’t just want to aim for the stars, no way.
Those are super far away and that seems like it would be really hard. How about the moon? Yeah, that’s way closer. Oh, no, wait. Lots of other people have already been to the moon. We got it. The sun. You can use a solar panel on your car for free energy all the way there. But what about at night, when the sun goes down? Easy, just get out and push.
Philosophy From a Cartoon
At first blush, it seems like this quote from everyone’s favorite bumbling cartoon dad Homer Simpson is just a throwaway line that doesn’t make any sense as a senior yearbook quote. And, for the most part, it is. But when you really sit down and think about it, there could be another meaning.
Maybe Mia, who made the conscious decision to quote Homer Simpson under her senior picture, was amazed that she was actually able to get through the entirety of high school. Then again, her little Twitter/X postscript under the picture itself makes us think that she just thought the quote was funny. We suppose that’s as good a reason as any, and probably a lot better than reasons for some of the other quotes on this article, now that we think about it.
Playing to Her Strengths
There are some places out there that are desperate for people of color to step in and make them more diverse. Even better if those people of color happen to be good workers or students, but that’s not all that important. Anastasia is getting in on the action as soon as possible by getting the word out about her minority status.
Bit of an odd move to pull in a high school senior yearbook – something that prospective employers aren’t all too likely to see – but maybe there’s some background information that we aren’t privy to. Well, no matter what else there is in the background of this quote, Anastasia is a professional ready to enter the workforce. Reasonable rates for anybody that is looking for a minority on their team!
Crazy About a Couple of Things
Lots of people like cats. Cats are cute, and they bring us lots of laughter, and they can do some very handy things like keep watch over the house while we’re gone or catch mice. Or they could do what my old cat did and murder everything in the entire neighborhood (mice, rats, rabbits, squirrels, birds) and also scare off possums and deer from the family garden.
He was a very big cat. Very friendly, though. He only ever got mad at my sister, and who can blame him? This graduating senior is very fond of cats. And...yaoi. Which is a genre of manga that...is...for adults. Let’s just put it that way and leave it there. She must have really enjoyed the stuff if she found it necessary to put it in her senior yearbook.