Lots of people like cats. Cats are cute, and they bring us lots of laughter, and they can do some very handy things like keep watch over the house while we’re gone or catch mice. Or they could do what my old cat did and murder everything in the entire neighborhood (mice, rats, rabbits, squirrels, birds) and also scare off possums and deer from the family garden.
He was a very big cat. Very friendly, though. He only ever got mad at my sister, and who can blame him? This graduating senior is very fond of cats. And…yaoi. Which is a genre of manga that…is…for adults. Let’s just put it that way and leave it there. She must have really enjoyed the stuff if she found it necessary to put it in her senior yearbook.
Able to Hear the Sick Animals Coming
Jose Serna is interested in going into veterinary medicine, and he’s going to have a big advantage over some of the other people in his class of vet school – he’s going to have hearing sensitive enough to pick up those really high-pitched sounds that bother dogs. We’re not sure how it will be an advantage, but it’s bound to help somehow.
He even mentions his big ears in his senior yearbook photo and says that somehow they give out a better signal than the school’s WI-FI. We’re not sure how they will give off a better signal, but they certainly seem prepared to pick up plenty of signals. You know, wireless, bluetooth, AM/FM radio, shortwave, those kinds of things. But don’t talk about it too much, he can probably hear us right now.
Playing to Her Strengths
There are some places out there that are desperate for people of color to step in and make them more diverse. Even better if those people of color happen to be good workers or students, but that’s not all that important. Anastasia is getting in on the action as soon as possible by getting the word out about her minority status.
Bit of an odd move to pull in a high school senior yearbook – something that prospective employers aren’t all too likely to see – but maybe there’s some background information that we aren’t privy to. Well, no matter what else there is in the background of this quote, Anastasia is a professional ready to enter the workforce. Reasonable rates for anybody that is looking for a minority on their team!
You Think They Would All Start to Know Better
High school is, we’re told, about learning new stuff and getting ready for college. One thing that people should have been learning at this high school is to keep their girls away from Joseph Allen, who must have a wonderful personality if his picture is anything to go by.
He was so successful at getting the ladies to wander that literally everybody in the school was upset that he had stolen not only ONE but at least TWO girls from them. How could he have accomplished such a feat? Did he help them out with math homework? Was he really good at the long jump? Did he know how to juggle? We bet he knew how to juggle. Someone with that kind of manual dexterity is a keeper.
Always Another Way
Lemons, despite being great for keeping scurvy away, get a bad rap when it comes to life. Everybody acts like getting lemons is a terrible thing. It’s just a metaphor for making due with what you have, but we bet a lot of people all over the world would be happy to get lemons.
Delaney and Daniel decided to come up with a two-part senior quote that was only possible because not only were they best friends, but they were right next to each other. We bet that they are best friends because they were right next to each other all the time in grade school or something like that. That’s cute. And they both know what they would do with lemons, too. One would create a lemon empire, and the other would...grow oranges.