High school is, we’re told, about learning new stuff and getting ready for college. One thing that people should have been learning at this high school is to keep their girls away from Joseph Allen, who must have a wonderful personality if his picture is anything to go by.
He was so successful at getting the ladies to wander that literally everybody in the school was upset that he had stolen not only ONE but at least TWO girls from them. How could he have accomplished such a feat? Did he help them out with math homework? Was he really good at the long jump? Did he know how to juggle? We bet he knew how to juggle. Someone with that kind of manual dexterity is a keeper.
Playing to Her Strengths
There are some places out there that are desperate for people of color to step in and make them more diverse. Even better if those people of color happen to be good workers or students, but that’s not all that important. Anastasia is getting in on the action as soon as possible by getting the word out about her minority status.
Bit of an odd move to pull in a high school senior yearbook – something that prospective employers aren’t all too likely to see – but maybe there’s some background information that we aren’t privy to. Well, no matter what else there is in the background of this quote, Anastasia is a professional ready to enter the workforce. Reasonable rates for anybody that is looking for a minority on their team!
Crazy About a Couple of Things
Lots of people like cats. Cats are cute, and they bring us lots of laughter, and they can do some very handy things like keep watch over the house while we’re gone or catch mice. Or they could do what my old cat did and murder everything in the entire neighborhood (mice, rats, rabbits, squirrels, birds) and also scare off possums and deer from the family garden.
He was a very big cat. Very friendly, though. He only ever got mad at my sister, and who can blame him? This graduating senior is very fond of cats. And...yaoi. Which is a genre of manga that...is...for adults. Let’s just put it that way and leave it there. She must have really enjoyed the stuff if she found it necessary to put it in her senior yearbook.
Always Another Way
Lemons, despite being great for keeping scurvy away, get a bad rap when it comes to life. Everybody acts like getting lemons is a terrible thing. It’s just a metaphor for making due with what you have, but we bet a lot of people all over the world would be happy to get lemons.
Delaney and Daniel decided to come up with a two-part senior quote that was only possible because not only were they best friends, but they were right next to each other. We bet that they are best friends because they were right next to each other all the time in grade school or something like that. That’s cute. And they both know what they would do with lemons, too. One would create a lemon empire, and the other would...grow oranges.
It’s From a Song Apparently
Jason Sears and Mikala Shannon work well together, it seems. Most likely they planned to have a pair of lines from “Earned It” by Chief Keef as their senior yearbook quotes, but if they didn’t? Then we get to see one of the most amazing things we’ve ever seen. Odds are low...but we still like to dream.
https://twitter.com/mikalams/status/730908932236005377 Then again, they didn’t have a whole lot of options when it came to lines from that song. Most of the lyrics have words that we aren’t allowed to include in this article for a whole host of what should be obvious reasons. And, yes, you might be aware that Mikala missed a word in her quote (there should be an “It” between “up” and “and.”). So is she, but how did it get left out?