Sunny was a service dog to a kid named Nate, and the dog managed to get its own picture in the yearbook, somehow, proving that there is still good in this world. They even gave Sunny a quote, even though we doubt the dog was actually able to say that. Dogs aren’t super great at forming the “b” sound. As well as most of the other ones, now that we’re thinking about it.
Some friends of the dog were able to modify a famous line from the most famous The Police song, turning it into a sentiment that every dog owner can understand. There’s just something about human food that really excites our furry friends. Of course, it WAS Sunny’s job to watch Nate, seeing as how it was a service dog after all.
It Is a Lot of Hard Work
Chasing the girls all day will really run up your heart rate and burn plenty of calories. Cardio is good for a lot of things. If you choose not to join the race, then you may find yourself expanding a little bit, even if you aren’t intending to. We don’t know why this big lad doesn’t chase girls (maybe he is waiting for one of them to chase him) but he seems to think that’s the big reason he’s so big.
The thing is, even if you're chasing girls, it’s hard to outrun a bad diet. Take a step back from the cookies and sodas and Pop-Tarts and you might find your tuxedo is feeling a little loose after a few weeks. But then you won’t look as much like a future opera singer.
He’s Very Hungry
A kid was looking through the quotes in his senior yearbook and noticed one from Benjamin Dacy. Is this quote from a friend, a family member, or a coach? No – what about a famous artist or singer? Not really. Actually, this line is out of the good book, in Genesis 49:27, in which Jacob is giving a deathbed prophecy to all his children.
His youngest son, Benjamin, gets this line, along with a few others. It seems pretty cool, but it’s right after the prophecy for Joseph, which is far better in the grand scheme of things. Maybe Mr. Dacy just liked the ring of the words, maybe he’s always been a big eater, maybe he likes wolves, or maybe all three of those things are true. Whatever the reason, it’s in the yearbook now.
Intentional or Not?
This young lady, whose name is...Evyn? It looks like Evyn but her hair is obscuring her name, somehow, has two things that she wants to talk about. Good food, and other people. She says that there are only two things important in life: loving others and loving food, and not in that order.
Sure, food is good, and we like to eat it and serve it to others in equal measures, but should it really be at the top of your list? While it’s possible that Evyn is the biggest foodie the world has ever seen, there is another possibility. Take a look at a keyboard and you’ll see that the “F” and the “G” keys are right next to each other. Maybe Evyn is trying to tell us that we’re supposed to love good, and somebody along the way messed up.
The Rare, Beautiful Triple Picture Joke
Patel is a common name in the Indian subcontinent and surrounding areas that comes from words that mean “village headman.” Even in the United States or elsewhere in the world, it’s a somewhat common name. In fact, in this single high school, there were three of them – at least! It seems these three were friends at the end, and wanted to use their shared name to spread laughter to others.
The knock knock joke was set up and knocked out of the park, even if it is in a slightly shorter format. Is it possible there were even MORE Patels that were in-between some of these students, which stretched the joke out to its full capacity? One can only dream – if that is the case, we hope that we can see it one day.