Have truer words ever been spoken? We don’t even get to know the name of this bright young man, who already understands the way the world works. Plus, it’s clear from his two pictures that he knows how to entice the camera, too. Clearly this kid is going to go a long way in life – he has smarts and looks.
He might need to work on the collar of his tux a little bit, but that’s about all we have to say on the matter. Sometimes you don’t really feel like coming up with a mind-opening quote from a famous philosopher or words about yourself after spending all that time figuring out how to get a bowtie to look good. He just did what he had to do to get through the day.
Intentional or Not?
This young lady, whose name is...Evyn? It looks like Evyn but her hair is obscuring her name, somehow, has two things that she wants to talk about. Good food, and other people. She says that there are only two things important in life: loving others and loving food, and not in that order.
Sure, food is good, and we like to eat it and serve it to others in equal measures, but should it really be at the top of your list? While it’s possible that Evyn is the biggest foodie the world has ever seen, there is another possibility. Take a look at a keyboard and you’ll see that the “F” and the “G” keys are right next to each other. Maybe Evyn is trying to tell us that we’re supposed to love good, and somebody along the way messed up.
The Rare, Beautiful Triple Picture Joke
Patel is a common name in the Indian subcontinent and surrounding areas that comes from words that mean “village headman.” Even in the United States or elsewhere in the world, it’s a somewhat common name. In fact, in this single high school, there were three of them – at least! It seems these three were friends at the end, and wanted to use their shared name to spread laughter to others.
The knock knock joke was set up and knocked out of the park, even if it is in a slightly shorter format. Is it possible there were even MORE Patels that were in-between some of these students, which stretched the joke out to its full capacity? One can only dream – if that is the case, we hope that we can see it one day.
That's What He Thinks, Anyway
We bet that even if you spent four years in a smaller high school, there was a person like this roaming the halls. A guy or girl that just loves to think he or she is the best of the best, even when he’s a seven at best. Pete Hernandez might have been saying it in jest, but it still doesn’t make us think too highly of him.
Don’t kids have to go through enough these days? They have to deal with bullies, and classes, tests, depression, and Tik Tok, and now they have people like Pete going around and calling them all ugly? Poor play, Pete. Maybe this kid will get to college and realize that he’s still pretty much a child – if not in looks, then in maturity.
Does She Think Black People Don't Get Wrinkles?
Diamond Longs thinks that she shines, and she also thinks that she’s going to look exactly the same in thirty years because “black don’t crack.” We think that means she thinks she won’t get any wrinkles around her eyes or mouth, which is pretty laughable. People who are in their 30s – only slightly more than ten years from the age Diamond is at – will start to get wrinkles.
If Diamond really thinks that she could get all the way to almost fifty years of age without getting any wrinkles, she is going to be sorely disappointed. Besides all that, what’s wrong with wrinkles? They’re Evidence of hard work and good times. Finally, if we were Diamond, we wouldn’t be too pleased about not being able to change our looks.