We admit to not being experts in this field of science, but one at a time seems like it would just be a lot slower than all at once. Still, there’s no element that we can think of to STOP you from pulling off such a maneuver. This seems like a really clever way to get a laugh out of people, but Christinamarie Johnson didn’t come up with it all on her own – it’s a line from a really famous cartoon called “Bob’s Burgers,” which you’ve probably heard of.
Tina Belcher, the oldest of the Belcher kids, utters this famous line. It’s just one of many lines that Tina says that are likely to stick in your head. She’s got the kind of perfect bit of weird to be memorable.
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It’s the classic bait and switch comment – We at first think that Brittney Marquez is giving us the old yard about how true beauty comes from the heart, from the way you treat others, or from the emotion that you are able to apply to every day and every event. But, then, it turns out that you can actually get it from inside bottles and tubes and things like that.
Thanks for that uplifting message, Jeffree Star, you blight on human beauty. Don’t listen to him, he’s wrong. Sure, the line might be a little funny, but funny doesn’t always mean right or proper. You can get all the tubes and bottles and compacts and anything else you could need, but you still might be ugly on the inside.
This Is Called the Reverse Steve Martin
We don’t know this graduating senior’s name, but we do know that he likes to take the risky route when he is called upon to provide a quote. Whether he was evening the score after Michael Jackson’s conversion, or he’s a big fan of classic comedy movie “The Jerk,” this kid was willing to put some skin in the game.
And that’s almost literally! Not much else to say here, other than to point out this kid was the perfect one to drop this line – he has incredibly dark skin, hair, and even eyes, so this kind of joke was maybe the most unexpected, making it the best kind of joke. Remember, if you’re expecting something, it can’t really be funny. Or scary, but that’s a little bit of a different matter.
It Was One of the Flying Ones
Some of us don’t like to spend a whole lot of time in our dreams, because they include things like running from zombies or being chased by the sun that has turned into a big orange while you’re riding across the wild west on a chicken drumstick. Some, like Alexis Smith, know that getting used to your dreams is a good way to make them come true.
Though our dream of being a famous ghost hunter that has lots of spirit friends probably isn’t going to come true all that soon. All Alexis is talking about is getting a little more shut-eye, something that pretty much every high school student has at the top of their list of needs. Don’t worry Alexis, you’ll have plenty of time to sleep in college.
She Knows What She’s Good At
Not everybody is able to adjust to every single thing that life throws at them. It’s always a good idea to be flexible and able to take life’s ups and downs as they come, but some people just can’t deal. Thalita Lima isn’t looking forward to getting old, even though that’s one of the things we should really all be expecting.
Pretty much everybody gets old. It’s just how things are built in our world here. Nobody can deny the inexorable flow of time or the shriveling effects of entropy on our bodies. But who knows – maybe Thalita will find out that she’s just as good at being old as she is at being young. This is originally a quote from John Mayer from the song “Stop This Train.”