There are a whole lot of people out there who consider the numbers attached to their social media to be the most important things in their lives. It’s possible that Brianna (or Nicole, or whatever her name happens to be) is one of those people, and just can’t wait for an opportunity to rake in some sweet, sweet endorsement money by selling products on Instagram.
You know what? We can actually look her up. It looks like her plan has worked for the moment – Brianna is sitting at almost ten thousand followers. Ah, and it looks like she’s recently gotten engaged, too. Congratulations, Brianna. It says she works as a marketing coordinator and digital marketing manager, so she clearly knew what she was interested in, even before she was done with high school.
We Wonder How it Tastes
Here’s a quick lesson: In sports, entertainment, media, and almost anything else, the Goat is “the greatest of all time.” Somebody who could never possibly be beaten, no matter who else tried their hand. Think Tom Brady in football, or John Wayne when it comes to westerns. Gabriel Hernandez (last name redacted) wanted to enter his name into the arena. But what for? Adam’s Apple protrusion?
We don’t know what else it could be, but there are plenty of options. Maybe he’s the goat of eating exotic livestock. Well, there are plenty of animals out there for one to consume, so he’d better get cracking. And until he’s eaten ostrich, he’s got nothing on me. It’s quite nice. Very rich. And far more flavorful than something like chicken or turkey.
It’s an Acquired Taste
The bitter taste of coffee is something of a turn-off for people who aren’t used to that kind of taste – it’s why most kids can’t stand the stuff. They’d much rather have something sweet, but eventually things change in their taste buds and the flavor is a little more palatable. Simbiat seems to be the same kind, but she’s a person and not a drink.
She has some pretty high opinions of herself – it’s best to have love for yourself, but too much will leave you staring at your reflection in a pool until the end of your days. And that would just be a tragedy to all of Simbiat’s friends. She wouldn’t be around to use them to make her feel better about herself anymore. What a shame.
Yes, We Guess So
Alexandra Shae Kaminski took the odd route of leaving a rapper Kevin Gates quote under her senior yearbook picture, and...we don’t really know what it is supposed to mean. Other than it’s just some philosophical musings on life, love, and gambling. Life is a gamble...love is a casino...does that mean love has a lot of lives inside of it?
Or...love has lots of gambling in it...it’s a nice line and it has a great flow, but breaking something like this down will result in it making less sense than we think. Maybe Alexandra was just thinking a lot about how hard it is to find love in this life, or maybe she just liked the song. Either way, this bit of lyrical love is next to her picture for all time.
Pointed in the Right Direction
Trenton, despite having a name that will get him bullied in most places, chooses to look on the bright side of life. He knows that facing whatever life throws at you with a big smile and a sunny outlook will result in a better chance of things. Even if that means having to have some tests about why he’s so tired all the time, for instance.
Believe it or not, Mr. Sidener is correct – it’s been shown in a variety of ways that people who remained positive and thinking about the future, even in the most dire of circumstances, have a higher chance of moving on to better things. “Look on the Bright Side of Life” indeed. No matter how many positive test results one gets, staying positive will help.