Seems like Blake McMiller wasn’t a big fan of his time in the halls of his high school, but that’s quite the odd quote to put up in his senior yearbook – he’s even all dressed up for graduation. That quote (minus the words “high school”) comes from a video of Jasmine Masters saying, with every bit of enthusiasm possible: “Well, just as I thought…trash.”
We don’t know if Blake wasn’t happy with the four years he spent in high school or if he was just using the latest bit of viral video fun to have a laugh, but it apparently didn’t make his parents all that happy. They called his sister demanding to know why he had done such a thing. Should have just called Blake.
One Must Know Oneself
Arin Hanson, best known as a member of the Game Grumps and who goes by “Egoraptor,” is wrong a whole lot. Anybody who’s seen even a single episode of his show, alongside Dan Avidan, is probably aware of that. He sometimes doesn’t even notice it. Still, he likes to think that he has a lot to say that is true and proper.
Except, just like all of us, he does know he gets stuff wrong on occasion, and is willing to admit it. Annie Feldman probably thinks something similar. She tries so hard to be right, but that doesn’t always mean she will be. She’s giving people a quick laugh and telling us about herself, which is more or less what a good senior yearbook quote is supposed to do.
Putting That Brain to Good Use
Madison’s the kind of student we’re glad to see graduate, because it’s clear she actually spent her time in high school learning a thing or two. Her last name is Guess, and now she has a degree (or two, by now) behind her, so she tends to have a little bit of a handle on what is going on around her – We could be pedantic and say that a hypothesis is a little more than an educated guess, but we spend enough time picking nits here.
At least Madison wasn’t bemoaning the fact that she had to listen to teachers for so long – she actually gave us something clever and fun instead of just whining about it. Good going, Madison, keep it up.
Stream of Consciousness
Not everybody knows exactly what to say when asked for a senior yearbook quote. We guess that some people, like Phillip Mills here, just write down whatever comes to mind. Mostly what came to mind was just how great he, Phillip Mills, was. Very handsome and popular and all the girls like him a lot.
It seems like the kind of thing that an actual girl would laugh about if you asked her. At the very least, he managed to fit in a “good luck” to all the seniors. What a caring, compassionate guy. Maybe he should have focused on that part of his senior quote instead of all the stuff making it look like the only girl he’s kissed is in Canada, and you definitely wouldn’t know her. She’s already in college, too.
Not Always on the Same Wavelength
Twins tend to have a good time doing the whole twin thing when they have the chance, but sometimes it doesn’t always work out perfectly. Like in this example, when a pair of unnamed twins tried to coordinate their senior yearbook quotes. Or almost did. Or something like that. What’s most likely is that they did actually coordinate their quotes, just to make this sort of joke.
Maybe they planned every word out perfectly, or maybe red just told blue to come up with a single, random, funny word that couldn’t possibly connect to anything that red was saying. Or, even more likely, blue thought he or she was completing the line “We’re so close we finish each other’s….” Which usually ends with sentences but sometimes people go funny and say sandwiches.