Depending on how you play the game – or how long you’ve been playing it – you might see a whole lot of loading screens from the famous video game “Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.” It’s been out for more than a decade now, released on pretty much every system you can think of, so plenty of people have had a chance to get stomped to death by frost giants.
Jake has brought up one of the many tips that the loading screens show us, and it’s something that you could sort of take into the real world, too. Results may vary. It won’t be that simple, either – you can’t just take stuff, you have to have a good reason. Maybe you need to power a tool or something. You also will probably have to have it back.
Well, Time to Go to College
It’s true – Disney has filled our young heads with an endless list of lies. From handsome princes to beautiful princesses to wishing upon a star and everything else that we’ve gotten used to, they just don’t have the truth in their mouths. Matthew Evans grew up on a steady diet of “High School Musical” movies, which left him with a lot of ideas about how things were going to go.
They truly were not all in this together. Maybe it’s because Mr. Evans looks a little bit like Screech Powers from “Saved by the Bell.” Don’t worry, Matt. College will allow you to find a whole lot of people who are far more willing to have your back, and there aren’t even any lockers to be shoved into.
Could Have Just Used GPS, Too
If you're amazed that such a quote from a Mr. Cleveland Steamer was allowed to be added to a senior yearbook photo, just imagine how surprised we are that it ended up in this article. We aren’t going to go into details about what this quote is all about – if you really want to be grossed out, you can Google it.
Don’t blame us if your search history starts to look a lot murkier, though. Our big question is what happened in Nicholas’s life that he felt it necessary to include this kind of line next to his senior yearbook photo. The kid couldn’t be bothered to take his backward baseball cap off for one of the more important photos of his life. That tells us a couple of things about him.
Turnabout is Fair Play
Writer Shane Madej has a lot to say about a lot of things, but one of his quotes struck Lilli Grant particularly hard. She ran into a lot of people that could have comported themselves better, but they had to run into her, too. We’re going to be honest and say we don’t really know how to take such a quote.
Is Lilli saying that if those people were rude to her, she got to be rude right back? Maybe she’s saying that, even though they weren’t being kind, they at least got to enjoy her presence, perhaps turning them into better people? It’s tough to say. No matter what, it seems that Lilli was changed by having to meet those people, and she’s still dealing with it. Stay strong, Lilli.
Not Giving Himself Enough Credit
Ty seemed to be feeling a bit down on himself when it was time for him to come up with a quote for his senior yearbook photo. He eventually came up with something that seems a bit out of Greek mythology – it was said that the Greek deities would regularly consume their children if they didn’t want their heavenly thrones usurped.
This led to a whole host of problems for everyone, and was generally regarded as a bad idea. We don’t know why Ty was so adamant that he shouldn’t have ever had the chance to make it big in life, but we hope he’s doing okay. Like so many other senior quotes that have a little bit of raunch to them, there’s a small chance that this was all due to a prank, a bet, or a dare.