If you’re on a diet and hungry but don’t know what to do, just read this sign. It seems like the best thing to keep your appetite in check is a big juicy burger. You can’t really argue with that, if you’re hungry and you eat you won’t be hungry anymore. The logic is so simple it’s crazy that no one has thought of it before.
Everyone should try just eating when they’re hungry. Although if you’re counting calories, a burger might not be the best choice. Unless you’re looking for an excuse to scarf one down. Look, the sign made me do it.
Lion King Pizza
This sign is a perfect example of humor at its best. It's witty, clever, and makes us laugh out loud. The reference to Rafiki from "The Lion King" is spot-on, and we can almost hear him shouting out those words in his iconic voice. It is clear that the folks who put up this sign have a great sense of humor and know how to make their customers smile.
And let's be honest, who wouldn't want to stop in and grab a pizza just to congratulate them on their fantastic sign? We definitely would, and we bet we're not alone.
Sean Connery Discount
Because who doesn’t enjoy listening to the voice of the late, great Sean Connery? Hearing an order in that Scottish accent is enough to make anyone’s day, and these guys are so aware of this that they’re even offering a discount to whoever helps! Undoubtedly, he would ask for his coffee shaken, not stirred.
This request is a clever play on the iconic phrase from the James Bond movies, made famous by none other than Sean Connery himself. It's hard not to smile when you read it, and the idea of ordering your coffee in his voice is just too good to resist.
Trivial Pursuit
Endless stretches of road and long hours in the car can make anyone sleepy. Especially if you are in the middle of a long road trip along the never-ending roads of Australia. These signs liven things up with some exciting trivia questions and you can impress your friends and family with your general knowledge.
Driving will be more fun, and that road trip will go by in a jiffy. Not to mention it will keep you on your toes with the thrill of an impromptu game. We’re not sure why these signs aren’t more popular. This must be the most boring stretch of road in all of Queensland.
Blowing Off Some Steam
This clothing store should call someone to check on their lighting situation because we’re not sure what kind of people it’s going to attract as a “Swearhouse.” Sounds like a perfect place to blow off some steam. Also, the suits in the window class up the joint, so you know you’re going to be mixing with some high-class clientele while doing your swearing.
Hey mister, just because bad words are allowed doesn’t mean this is a shabby place. You know what? We think they should leave the lights as is. There seem to be a lot of interesting business opportunities in the Swearhouse.