Apparently, the people that put up this sign don’t have much faith in humanity. We understand why there would be several safety signs around a swimming pool, but ‘Do Not Breathe Under The Water’? Seriously? We’d certainly hope that whoever decides to go swimming would have enough basic common sense to not try and breathe underwater.
But hey, then again, you never know. Especially in America, where people sue each other as a sport. Maybe that’s what happened here — some idiot decided their lack of common sense is someone else’s fault and took the Little Mermaid a little too seriously.
Sneakily Selfish
The people of Friedman's Fresh Market are your friends. They only have their clients' best interests at heart. And those interests include having their planned amount of potato chips all to themselves thank you very much. Stop staring at the dip and keep those hands off their chips.
How many times have you found your favorite brand of chips after looking tirelessly in the market, just to get home and have them chowed down by your partner or kids? Well, thanks to the great guys at this supermarket, you may have just found a way to never have to go through that again!
Toilet Thieves
We know a good pun we see one, and we are definitely seeing one here. First of all, who was the brave soul that dared steal nothing less than a toilet from the police?! We shudder to think about how they will rid themselves of all those doughnuts and coffee!
Then there is the question of how exactly did they pull it off? Toilet bowls are heavy! Not to mention, firmly attached to a wall and some intense plumbing. Not only are these boys clueless, but they LITERALLY have nothing to go on! Sorry guys, it looks like you'll have to resort to the woods for a while.
The Best Nation In The Nation!
This sign inspires patriotism and is exactly why America is "the best country in the nation", because not only is America a country, and not an entire continent, but it is also the best country within one country! Bravo guys! We sincerely advise brushing up on your geography next time you're going to make such grand statements.
You know what? Even some simple googling can help you out. Before you write your next sign, or maybe even your next text message, ask your old pal Google if it makes any sense. We know human help could be better, but then you're running the risk of whatever human you ask laughing in your face.
Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken
Dolly Parton's song "9 to 5" comes to mind when looking at this sign. Except you need to multiply the exhaustion by five for each day of the week. God, we need a nap. Like, a three days long nap.
Surely, this sign already brightened many people's day, reminding them, amongst their dreaded work week, that they're not alone, and we all feel the same way about Mondays. And Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays, for that matter. Indeed, those first five days after Sunday are definitely the hardest. And usually how long it takes to recover for the next weekend.