We are going to take a wild guess and say that this message was put up on that sign on the first day of school. After a two-month-long summer vacation that gave teachers an opportunity to see what life is like with no daily migraines, it’s time to get back to work.
Probably not so funny for a concerned parent passing by, but we totally understand. If there’s anyone who deserves a hearty welcome, it’s teachers at a liquor store. Hey, if they’re not getting a fair salary, the least we can do is applaud the liquor stores that keep them distracted from the fact, no?
Unforeseen Circumstances
Well, apparently the circumstances were so unforeseen that they messed with this psychic's ability to predict the future. Not that we think there was any foul play or some kind of charlatanism here. God no. Maybe the ESP in question is affected by things like electrical currents and it got all messed up during that last lightning storm.
This darn weather answers to no one. Let's not jump to conclusions and say we would definitely consider attending the next fair. Even if it's just to ask the psychic what happened. And if they were trying to be funny, they succeeded flawlessly.
In Case of Emergency, Laugh!
This is just hilarious. Even though we know that's meant to be a picture of a stick man drowning, it looks like the sign says LOL, as in, "If you see someone drowning, Laugh Out Loud!". This was obviously unintended.
No one in their right mind would decorate any body of water with a sign that essentially says "Go ahead and make fun of that poor, poor swimmer, you psycho. Saving lives is overrated anyway." But hey, in case it wasn't clear (because there is always going to be one person who wasn't blessed with baseline intelligence), at least they included the tiny print at the bottom: "Call 911".
Husband Day Care
Anyone who is married (though singles probably get the joke too) will have a big laugh with this one. This should actually be a regular thing everywhere in the world. It’s not clear whether this is a bar, a gym, a spa, or what, but we love the concept.
The only thing we are not quite sure about is the drinking part. Maybe not such a good idea to leave your husband in a booze-ridden daycare. But hey, if it gives the ladies a day off, it’s definitely worth it. Don’t worry, guys, we’ll open a wife daycare center, too.
No Fighting
This was a very nice idea to raise some money for a worthy cause, but something got jumbled along the way. Although we all wish we could eradicate childhood diabetes, getting into fist fights with young sufferers is probably not the way to do it.
The point they wanted to make is clear, but they really should have had someone else look this over before they rushed out to print signs. The fix should be pretty easy, though — just scribble the word "for" before the Children. On a more positive note, a Christmas bazaar and craft show sounds lovely and a good place to get some holiday shopping done.