I mean, we can completely understand their logic. Who in their right mind would want a bunch of alligators walking around hallucinating?! What would that even look like? A bunch of gators looking at the sky and seeing floating steaks instead of clouds?
We’re guessing there have been some incidents in the past of tourists feeding hallucinogenic mushrooms to the gators. Why? Beats us. Though if we had to bet we would think it has something to do with frat boys who had some psychedelics themselves. The only thing we can think of scarier than an alligator is an alligator on psychedelics.
Please Don’t Litter
This clever sign in a park really makes you think. The sign sits alongside a hiking trail and really gets in your head and tries to figure you out. You came out to enjoy a beautiful nature trail, why are you messing it up with your garbage, you douche?
This sign offers a few embarrassing options to consider and it will most likely shame you into putting the trash where it belongs – in the bin. This is probably the only scenario where we encourage public shaming. Nobody wants to admit that they are a jerk, not even to themselves.
Ignore if You Are a Fly
It really is so kind of the Kew Botanical Gardens to let the flies know it's OK for them to stop on the plants (even though it will actually kill them). We know where their loyalties lay, and it's with the precious plants they were sworn to protect. Who knew these things could digest themselves to death if they are falsely triggered too many times?
Besides, we're sure this sign was absolutely necessary after what were probably countless visitors stopping to touch the carnivore plants. Lord knows the temptation of watching a Venus flytrap doing its thing is really hard to resist.
Wet Floor
We all know the importance of placing these signs around when necessary because we have indeed seen some dangerous slips in our day. But this? This is just hilarious. Just imagining someone placing that sign on the blue board and sending it off to float on the pool, makes us laugh. And it is true, that floor IS especially wet!
The only person we can think of who can take this sign in that context literally has been dead for quite a few centuries. Then again, we doubt he ever needed such a sign with those water-walking abilities of his.
Loving the Irony
Remember libraries? They still exist, yes, but they're rarely visited anymore, which is unfortunate because honestly, libraries rock. Where else are you going to get some free Wi-Fi AND quiet people? This library decided to do something about it and remind us that, even in the age of the internet, it's still important to go to your local library.
Now, taking into account you're reading this article on the internet, we have to appreciate the irony here. It should be noted, though, that not everything written in books is true either. Why do you think they keep printing out new encyclopedia editions?