Let’s be real, what’s with the sudden obsession with mermaids? Are we all secretly hoping to become part of their underwater world? Or do we just really like the idea of having a tail instead of legs? *deep breath* Okay, let’s see what we have here.
It looks like a mermaid, but man, this is bad. We could probably do a better job, and we’ve never even tattooed anybody! Also, why is the tail faded while the torso is so painfully still there? Could this person be in the middle of getting that tattoo lasered off? God, please let that be the case!
Your Life?
Getting a tattoo is a big decision. It's something that will be with you for the rest of your life, so it's important to choose something that you'll be happy with... Forever! Some people choose to get tattoos of meaningful symbols or quotes, while others opt for something a bit more lighthearted, like a joke tattoo.
But what exactly is a joke tattoo? Well, it's exactly what it sounds like – a tattoo that's meant to be funny. So when you see this tattoo, you might be thinking, "This is not really a joke." And you're right – it's not exactly a knee-slapper. It's more like a self-deprecating joke and we have no idea why anyone would want this.
Not Worth It
You might be wondering, what could be worse than getting a terrible tattoo? Paying $350 for a terrible tattoo! Can you believe someone charged this much for a tattoo of this quality? The lines are shaky, the colors are off, the face looks distorted and it looks like a child's drawing.
We can't believe someone would pay so much money for this terrible tattoo! He was clearly overcharged for something that looks like archangel Michael's demented cousin. Now he's stuck with this awful tattoo and has to live with the regret and embarrassment until he can save enough money for a coverup.
Haribo Bart
We need to have a serious talk about getting a cartoon character as a tattoo. Sure, it is long established by consensus that The Simpsons might just be the greatest animated TV comedy of all time. However, does that warrant getting a tattoo to honor your unending loyalty to a TV show character?
It's not even that we're anti-Simpsons devotees. We just think you'll be better off if you get a T-shirt or a cool poster. That way you still show your love for your favorite show but not be stuck with a permanent mark on your body that looks like the forbidden lovechild of Bart Simpson and a gummy bear.
Lizard Wizard
So, you've decided to get a lizard tattoo. Maybe you're a big fan of reptiles, or maybe you just thought it would be a cool design. Either way, you head to the tattoo parlor with visions of a sleek and majestic lizard adorning your skin. But what you end up with is... well, it's not quite what you had in mind.
The lizard is plain, the hat is basic, and it looks more like a fish with feet than an actual lizard. You can't believe you paid good money for this terrible lizard tattoo! Who knows, maybe in a few years, you'll look back on this terrible lizard tattoo and see it as a funny reminder of your younger, more impulsive self.