By now, everyone’s familiar with the confused man meme. This yard sale brought him to life once again, confused as to why people aren’t buying everything the yard sale has to offer. Well, we don’t have an answer for you, man! We are guessing it’s probably because the merchandise is not up to par.
It could also be that the sign has no time or address. You know, people need that sort of thing to know when and where your garage sale is. It’s not like they would start walking around the neighborhood and ask where is Meme Guy’s house.
Walk This Way
People see yard sales signs all the time. Most of the time they get ignored because we have places to go and people to see and those yard sale excursions are usually not planned. So, the smart thing to do to get both attention and traffic is to find a way to make your sale stand out.
Using memes is a great way to make an impression - to connect with your potential customers. It's like you're creating a sense of kinship with them based on that internet thing you both know. We're guessing everyone that came to this yard sale, came prepared to say, "take my money!"
Batman Will Be There
If it is Batman-approved it must be something special. The Gotham Bat usually knows what he's talking about. It's surprising to see how many Batman references can be found in this article. It is as if Bruce Wayne had a secret love for thrifting they didn't tell us about in the comic books.
Do you think a batmobile was being sold at this yard sale? We sure hope so. The person that wrote this sign was pretty talented. We will give them that! We would U-turn and drive straight to this sale just to see what Batman has to offer...
Super Sale
Going for a walk around the neighborhood and stumbling upon a yard sale sign is usually nothing to write home about. Going for a walk around the neighborhood and stumbling upon a funny yard sale sign, however? Now that's a different story. At the very least, it's something to at least tell social media about.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's a worthwhile yard sale. It takes a lot of confidence to indicate that the things you're selling are so high-quality one might think they've made their way to a department store. Here's to celebrating second-hand treasures!
All Sales Final
Most people put up signs advertising yard sales and cars for sale. (That is if they haven't made the move to Facebook marketplace or a different online platform yet.) Never have we seen husbands for purchase. We wonder what event triggered this.
We're not sure we would want to buy someone else's husband. If she's giving him away he probably did something awful. Then again, we wonder if he is for sale under capacities other than a husband. We wouldn't mind buying the guy if he has any skills as a cleaner or if he knows how to make some solid fried chicken.