It’s crazy to think that dogs can be cute cuddly creatures that literally lead the blind and herd sheep to safety but there are still signs out there that would try to deter you from meeting them. Of course, that’s because they can also be trained to be less than friendly to strangers.
Usually, people might be deterred by the possibility of meeting a guard dog, but in this case, guns seem to be relatively commonplace in this residence. Trespassers might want to think twice about that. They say that dogs imitate their owners so beware of a dog with a gun!
Take It or Leave It
Here we have a fantastic example of a "take everything my ex owned" kind of yard sale. If there is anything we can learn from that kind of article it is to never leave things at your significant other's house if they aren't all that significant to you. What would one buy from a twenty-something-year-old (we're assuming) anyway?
Student loans and some video games? It doesn't sound too appealing to us, maybe that's why this woman broke up with him in the first place. Let's just hope that her next relationship will be with someone who has more to offer.
Back That Junk Up
Now, normally, we would be hard-pressed to find any variation of "junk in the trunk" that doesn't make us want to hurl or punch the nearest face, but that was before we first saw this gem. This is the best use of the saying "junk in the trunk" we have ever seen.
We are delighted they decided to take the otherwise outdated "compliment" and turn it into a useful and informative garage sale sign. Why yes, we would love to go through your junk, pay for whatever junk might fit our needs, and then put said junk in our trunk!
Candy Crush Invitations
Oh, what's that? Did you just get a new Facebook notification? Is it something useful? Did someone like one of your pictures? Is anyone interested in buying that bedside table you've been trying to sell on Marketplace? Nope. It's just your mother doing the only thing she opened a Facebook account for — playing candy crush and inviting you to join the party.
You swipe off the push notification and sigh. This is your life now. Requests like this are some of the most annoying on the internet, and this restaurant wants you to know exactly how annoying they find them.
Welcome to the "OOL"
This sign is a warning that isn’t obvious as soon as you read it but it makes you think for a second. At first, we thought it might be an acronym of some kind. Maybe "Out Of Line"? Not that it makes things any clearer, but still. But then we saw the rest of it.
Having a clear message is important but making people remember what you’re trying to tell them is equally important. Such is the case with this "ool sign." This can be achieved by driving a message home. We totally agree with this sign, as the message is on point and it’s a pretty gross thing to do.