We’re not going to lie, we completely understand the need for an elaborate sign like this. Imagine being at home, minding your own business, making tea, or playing FIFA or something, and the doorbell rings. Is it the burrito you ordered twenty minutes ago? Nope. It’s a guy who wants you to buy a thing.
Now imagine it happening multiple times a day. Ugh. This sign has got it covered — unless you’re selling Thin Mints, you’re welcome to leave. We wonder how many solicitors visited this house before these homeowners before they decided enough was enough and purchased this custom-made sign.
Sweet Dreams
This is a pretty charming way to ask people to stay off the grass politely. Charming yet a little passive-aggressive, no doubt. What kind of monster would ever think to step on tiny grass and wake it while it sleeps? Not us, that's for sure!
We are a little puzzled about something here — the sign seems to be hanging on a bamboo pole in a bamboo pile. Was the sign actually ironic about the bamboo being the "tiny grass"? Or, if there is, indeed, tiny grass off the frame that is currently busy sleeping, woulnd't a sign be more effective if it was placed in the actual grass?
Devoted Wife
Never underestimate the power of an upset woman — or a well-crafted sign. When this woman found out her husband was being less than faithful, she decided that sharing the knowledge was a must. Not only did this wife find out the names of the women her two-timing spouse had a thing with, but she also decided that a public announcement was in order.
And she was totally right. One sheet and two cans of spray paint later, she had a professionally printed sign and the whole neighborhood knew why Chester was about to get his clothes set on fire. You go, girl!
A Warning Sign
On the one hand, there's you wanting to protect your house. On the other hand, you have the outrageous prices of good security systems. Security systems are incredibly expensive and it's not like you can just DIY one of those. (If you live in Florida, however, there is a chance you could get away with digging up a moat around your house and filling it with crocodiles.)
Anyway, when your budget is low, but the stakes are high, sometimes you have to get creative. This sign is definitely a budget-friendly method of keeping thieves away, and may honestly be a more practical approach to things.
The Meme Team
Over the years, memes have taken over the internet and slowly seeped into the outside world and the way we talk to each other. Apparently, they have taken over the yard sale market as well. They seem even to have the power to get passersby to come to your garage sale.
You know that if the person that wrote this sign has a sense of humor, they probably also have a sense of style — which is reason enough to go scavage at their garage sale. We have a feeling that there is going to be some cool vintage stuff in there.