If you want to impress your friends and create business connections, being able to take a cork off a bottle of wine is a nice way to start. On the other hand, just because you know how to do it one way doesn’t mean that’s the right way to always do it.
This person, for instance, realized that using a bottle opener to take a metal screw-top off a bottle of his or her favorite bubbly kind of ruins the cap. As long as you’re going through the entire bottle all at once, there’s no harm done. But, if you want to save it for later, then you’re going to get some wine that is flat and probably flavorless. At least this person still got to have a drink.
Hope You Have Some Scissors at Hand
Safety first, people. This guy has quite the embarrassed look on his face, but we think he’s probably happy things didn’t end up any worse than they actually did. If you get something stuck in a piece of machinery, you could be sunk in a hurry. While the poor guy has to look like he’s trying out a new style of beard until he’s able to get home and grab his razor, at least he only lost some hair.
He might have also lost a pair of earbuds, but those are easy enough to replace. Getting a new face after an accident is a lot harder and more expensive. Maybe next time, you’ll keep that beard tamed before taking on a job with that kind of equipment.
Hey, Guess What, There’s Snow
Sometimes people just don’t think the way the rest of us do. They see snow piled on the sunroof and wonder what would happen if they opened it. Well, one brave soul decided to see what would happen, and hey, wouldn’t you know it, the snow fell inside the car. While the guy was wearing a hat when this happened, the other person in the car with him had no such protection and doesn’t seem all that pleased about it.
Which one of them is responsible for this unpleasant addition to their drive? We’re going to assume it’s the guy smirking at the camera. Did this happen while they were driving? Because that seems like a pretty dangerous addition to conditions that might already be unsafe during a snowstorm.
Adding Insult to Injury
If you’re in charge of transporting the dearly departed day after day, then you probably know they don’t go a whole lot of places if you don’t let them. The person who took this picture might have had the chance to get one of the most unfortunate images we’ve ever seen. Not only has this poor person shuffled off the mortal coil, but he or she has also been granted the indignity of getting thrown to the ground inside their coffin during transportation.
Not only that, but the coffin car that was doing the moving now has to pay for a new back window, which isn’t going to speak very well of the business. We also must ask how this could have occurred since the coffin fell out backward – was the car going in reverse?
Critical Reading Skills in Decline
When you go to school, you are there to learn a number of things. Math, science, how to type, how to play dodgeball. One of the other things it’s supposed to teach you is critical reading skills, but clearly, some are having some problems doing so. Most cat toys are pretty simple, but every area of life is getting incredible advancements these days.
Even toys for pets that usually just lie around have been jumping by leaps and bounds. Sometimes that’s literal. Yes, these toys have a thirty-minute shutoff timer so that they don’t go forever because even the most rambunctious cats will have gotten bored with it by then. The people who bought and then returned this item couldn’t figure that out for some reason.