The poor lady. All she wanted to do was pick up her photos and get home so she could put her feet up and manage to find a little bit of relaxation after all her hard work. She was too worried about all the stuff she had going on to notice the big patch of wet cement looming in front of her. She actually managed to get a couple of steps into it before she realized what was happening, and then she just stood there. Silent.
Like a statue made of the same thing she had just stepped in. Maybe she’s still there and has just become a permanent fixture of the parking lot. Maybe she hasn’t gone anywhere, because that seems like less work than having to go home and clean off her feet.
How Are We Supposed to Get Clothes Back Out?
Ah, closets. We’ve been using them for hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of years, and they’re honestly quite the simple innovation: there are some doors. You open the doors to find a small area where you can put things. Then you close the doors. There, that’s a closet.
How can you possibly mess that up? Let’s ask the people who put together the subject of this picture. You might not realize it, but a closet that opens inward means the amount of stuff you can put inside it has been knocked down to about ten percent of the space that it has. Lunch break is over, guys, you need to fix that immediately.
A Quick Spot of Paint
We do have a couple of questions about what this lady is doing, but we think it’s best if the police ask them. Unless we’re mistaken, this woman has bought some spray paint and is doing her level best to hide the hideous yellow color of her car with a huge amount of spray paint that appears to be black.
She has also covered all the windows in duct tape, which… has really got to keep the interior either very hot or very cool, we’re not sure which. Is that legal? We aren’t at all that sure it’s legal. The fact she’s doing it as fast as she can with spray paint tells us she might not be sure either.
A Cringe-Worthy Curler Mishap
A little bit of a look behind the curtain: I’ve never used an eyebrow curler. Never wanted to, never needed to. These peepers have some natural, A-plus lashes. Now that I’ve seen this picture, I never ever want to use one, but hopefully, this is just one person who made a bad mistake and now has to give people a bald eye unless they happen to have some fake lashes lying around.
And since this person is using an eyebrow curler, we’re going to doubt that they have a lot on-hand. How to avoid such an unkind fate? Pay attention while curling your eyelashes; that’s how.
Trying a Little Too Hard
There are all kinds of strange and memorable things to see on public transportation, but most of the time, it just looks like this: lots of people on their phones, texting friends or watching videos, or looking at pictures of their cats.
The person who took this photo is feeling all high and mighty as he or she captures an image of almost everyone in sight looking at their phone instead of the world around them, totally unaware that it means he or she was using the phone as well. Perhaps it was intended to be a bit of intentional irony, or maybe the person really just didn’t notice. Either way, it’s pretty funny.