The people that are pictured here must have been a couple of drinks deep into the night when they took this picture because the person who left a comment is a hundred percent correct – Swiss army knives have a corkscrew on them for a reason. It might not always be to open a bottle of wine, but they’re there.
Instead, this woman decided that the best way to open a bottle of wine with a cork is to stick the knife part of the Swiss army knife into the cork to try and pry it out. We’re sure you can figure out why this might not be the best solution. Next time, gals, just use the corkscrew that is right there in your hands.
What Did He Think Was Going to Happen?
As humans that have eyes, we are able to see things. We know that such sweeping generalizations can get people in trouble these days, but we feel confident about that one. This guy was hopefully able to use his eyes to see if that item — a couch, we think? — was able to fit into his tiny little car.
Yet, he took that information and put it right in the mind garbage since he still tried to fit it in any way. We’ve all tried to do that thing where you stuff a big item into a small storage space, trying to jam it until it fits, but this just isn’t going to work. Time to call a friend, buddy.
The Guy Just Thinks Differently, That’s All
Reading this story is a ride. The confusion from the person on the left, the different kind of confusion from the person on the right. The fact that the guy actually stuck a cereal bar into a bowl of milk and expected it to do something other than get soggy. The practically unintelligible grammar that the two are slinging back and forth is bound to get you rolling.
Not only that, but you get to learn what not to do about cereal bars. Still, a bar of compact cereal that you can throw into milk to have it expand into a breakfast seems like a pretty good idea. We don’t think the guy on the left is the one to get past production problems, though.
The Wrong Kind of Awareness
No, this extensive pool isn’t at the entrance to the great prison of hell, Pandemonium. It’s just outside of some random business or hotel or something like that on our real, actual planet. We’re told that the reason this pool has been colored this specific color is that the people in charge of it wanted to raise awareness for breast cancer.
However, pink is a specific color, and just dumping a bunch of coloring into the water isn’t going to raise much awareness for breast cancer. It might raise awareness for another kind of cancer, though: leukemia, which is when there is cancer in the blood. That would make a little more sense for this display. Pink requires a tender touch.
It’s Kind of a Cool Look, Though
People who have trouble sitting and paying attention like to do a couple of things to keep themselves busy. Maybe they pace or play with a fidget spinner, or maybe they like to draw in a notebook. Even if they don’t have a notebook, they can still move the pen around to stop any other fidgeting from happening.
Just make sure the pen cap is on, though, or you’re going to end up as the person who drew all over his or her jeans. There are way worse things that you could become known for, and it doesn’t look terrible. It’s just pen ink all over your jeans. Maybe that sort of thing will come out in the wash.