Everyone knows the value of a parking space increases as every space gets taken with new cars filling up the parking lot. This can only mean the last space is the most valuable, and it’s worth fighting for if space is limited.
This is so basic even crows know it. One particular crow loves his parking space so much he can’t help but assert his dominance by attacking the windscreen wipers of any car that dares park in his space.
Yellow Means No!
This note might as well be in the dictionary under the definition of "passive-aggressive." That's how 'textbook' it is. In fact, we are sure it is being taught in passive-aggressive schools across the country. But we are also sure that passive-aggressive schools are a thing, so it is on you to decide if you want to take our word for it.
"Hello, yes, is this a passive-aggressive school? Great. I would like to enroll. I'll be expecting my angry parking notes starter pack to arrive in the mail in two weeks."
Lazy Pants
It's okay to sometimes be lazy enough to get stuck in front of a TV show you don't like just because you can't be bothered to look for the remote.
It is not okay to be lazy enough to park your car in a handicapped spot just because you don't feel like looking for a proper parking space.
Neighbors Note
Oh, the joys of being a neighbor! Nothing quite beats the thrill of finding a passive-aggressive note on your car. I mean, who needs actual face-to-face communication when you can just write down your grievances on a piece of paper and hope your neighbor gets the hint?
It's like playing a game of clues, but instead of solving a murder mystery, you're trying to figure out which neighbor left the note about your parking.
Feeling Lonely
Pens and papers are relatively easy to find when you need to scribble a quick note.
We all have store receipts or spare pieces of paper lying around in our bags. But produce? That's much harder to come by.