The thing with shoes is that they’re made for your feet, and the thing with feet is that they’re all built in the same way. Granted some folks may be missing a toe, or even carrying one too many, but for most of it, a foot is a foot. Sadly this shoe did not get the memo and was created for a leg having a whole other foot on the other side. Makes perfect sense.
Not only is this anatomically incorrect, but it also seems rather confusing. We don’t understand the added twin shoe on the other side. Perhaps it acts as a decoy for which direction you want to take. Whatever the reason behind this, this should not exist.
Fly Away Pants
We wonder if instead of "apple bottom jeans" lyrics in the hit T-Pain song "Low" were replaced with, "She's got them feather bottom jeans." Hmm just doesn't sound right. https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/yasmin-von-schlieffen-nannen-seen-wearing-a-dark-blue-coat-news-photo/1395326413
We suppose if you've ever wanted the power of flight, these pants may be the closest thing to it?
Nasty Nails
There's a whole world of nail art. Crazy colors, stick-ons, jewelry, beads, you name it. And some, as flamboyant as they are, can look amazing. These furry nails, however, is where we draw the line. Not only does it look like you have a terrible hormone problem coming out of your fingertips, but can you imagine scratching an itch?
There is nothing more satisfying than scratching an itch with a strong pair of nails. If you're going to be scratching your nose every time you get a tickle, furry and furry fingernails sound like a straight-up nightmare. While fashion isn't always functional, this just looks torturous.
Down Wind
Seen alongside the scrunchies, these 80s windbreakers are quite the sight... and sound. We're not sure what to focus on, the strange material or intense color-blocking.
There is definitely a lot going on in this picture! So much so that we might run out of time trying to understand all the crazy color clashes that these windbreakers display.
Fit For a Jester
Some fashion trends work strictly in a certain century and a certain century alone. Such is the case with these pointy poulaines. These shoes from 15th century France belong exactly where they came from and no one should be wearing them today.
That is of course unless you want to look like a 15th-century nobleman in Europe. Just don some red tights, a puffy white shirt, and perhaps some sort of leather-suede waistcoat, and you're good to go.