Whether it’s religion, dress code, or personal preference, some women prefer dressing modestly for big events. Whoever picked out these shiny blue bridesmaid dresses definitely went the “modest is hottest” route because these outfits don’t show off anything but their beautiful faces. The color combo of blue, yellow, and white isn’t that bad, but even that can’t salvage these dresses.
The neckline and sleeves make it look like these ladies are wearing cropped bolero jackets over their dresses. But that’s not the case. Those bulky sleeves are part of the dress. There’s no escaping them. Why, oh why, did they have to be long-sleeved?
Reflective Vest or Bridesmaid Dress?
We get that the 1930s were almost 100 years ago, but a fashion faux pas is still a fashion faux pas. These bridesmaid dresses are unflattering regardless of the era. The extra-shiny material makes these ladies look like they’re crossing guards wearing reflective vests, not bridesmaids.
To make matters even more dire, their hats have loud, obnoxious feathers that flow from the top of their heads to their shoulders. They were definitely finding random feathers in their hair and clothes for weeks after this wedding. The bullseye bouquets are the best part of this bridesmaid look, and that’s really saying something.
Horror Movie or Joyous Wedding?
If this eerily-posed wedding photo freaks you out, you’re not alone. Everything about this photo is reminiscent of an old horror movie. It’s like their cast members of “Children of the Corn” or something. No one’s smiling, everyone’s hair is perfectly styled, and nobody looks like they want to be at this wedding.
The bridesmaid’s boho dresses and matching sun hats would fit in better at a cult or commune rather than at a wedding. The lace collar and sleeve cuffs are giving major sister-wives vibes, and we don’t like it. To top it all off, the flower girl on the right looks absolutely livid. She knows all of their outfits are awful, but no one’s listening.
Winter Wonderland Ice Princesses
Oh boy. Having a winter-themed wedding can be chic and glamorous. It can also be extremely tacky if it isn’t done the right way. Unfortunately, these bridesmaid dresses were a total fail. Those faux fur wraps make these ladies look like they’re getting ready to star in “The Nutcracker” or “The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe.”
Let’s not forget to mention that the giant white bows tying the fur stoles together look tacky rather than elegant. This whole look is more “Barbie” than “Winter Wonderland.” We get the look that they were going for, but it just doesn’t work.
The Barmaid Bridesmaids
It might be the British comic duo Jennifer Saunders and Dawn French, but that still doesn't excuse them from making these bad decisions. Okay, so perhaps it's in the name of comedy. The cut of the dress looks like it's fit for an old-timey bar in medieval England... or modern-day Germany? They might be empty-handed but it would be great if they just whipped out two large beer steins.
Let that be a message to you then. If you're a bride thinking of giving these dresses to your bridesmaids, be aware that they were worn once as a joke. The pom-pom head crowns just really top it off perfectly. Way to go, girls!