Here we go with another unfortunate 1975 wedding. We really do pity a whole generation of folks that had to go through that, not knowing that fashions would vastly improve. They really were victims of an awful time. We don’t know what’s worse. The frilly V-neck or the stiff high collar with a ribbon.
The whole getup just looks like a fancy nightie. The pendant is cute, we guess. At least they look very happy. When you’re celebrating your best friend getting married, the frills and lace tend to fade away. Unfortunately, they didn’t quite fade away enough and we can still see them. Oh, well.
Bridesmaid Muffs: It's a Thing
Forget bridesmaid bouquets. The 1930s were all about bridesmaid muffs. What better way to celebrate the bride and groom than with puffy muffs covered in tulle and fake flowers? It’s definitely a creative look, but we’re not sure we ever want to see it come back. Budgets were pretty tight during the Great Depression in the 30s, so maybe these bridesmaids wanted to save money on flowers.
Their dresses are a sight to behold as well. The scalloped drop waist hemlines and fluffy tulle flowers make these dresses look more dowdy than daring. The droopy hats give the whole look a depressing flair, which is not exactly the look most brides are going for on their wedding day. All modern-day critiques aside, this was probably a pretty fashionable look for the 30s.
An Elaborate Affair
This wedding party may look like they’re from the 80s, but that’s not the case. This photo of a bride with her bridesmaids and flower girls was actually from a very elaborate wedding that took place in 1930s New York City. As you can tell from the way the photo has been colorized, this family was pretty well-off. Even though most of us wouldn’t wear bridesmaid dresses like this anymore, you can tell they spared no expense for those gowns.
Considering other bridesmaid dresses we’ve seen in the past, these aren’t all that bad. Sure, the poofy sleeves and tiered skirts are kind of tacky, but it’s not over the top. The flower girl dresses are cute mini-me versions of the bridesmaid dresses, which we love. Also, peep those ruby and diamond brooches on the neckline of each bridesmaid. Absolutely stunning!
When Coordination Goes Too Far
Some brides love to have their bridesmaids match each other to a tee. Oftentimes they’re required to wear the same dress, shoes, and jewelry to create a cohesive look. But having matching hair? That’s taking it a step too far into the uncanny valley. For whatever reason, these bridesmaids all had to wear the same brown wig to their friend’s wedding.
This looks like a weird music video instead of a wedding photoshoot. It’s so obvious that these girls are all wearing wigs. Let’s just say that not everyone is meant to rock bangs. Do you know what would be extra weird? If these bridesmaids had to wear these wigs to match the bride’s hair.
Jane Austen But Make It Neon
We’ve said it once, and we’ll say it again. Satin is not your friend. This photo of very early 2000s bridesmaids proves our point. The dresses are puff-sleeve, empire waist gowns that would look kind of cute if it weren’t for the extra shiny satin fabric. Despite what some people think, shiny does not equal fancy.
The white lace trim is almost cute, but it looks more “DIY” than anything. These ladies look pretty happy to be posing with each other, so at least they had fun at the wedding. This is just one of those looks that they’ll look back on and think, “Why did we think it was a good idea to wear that?” It happens to the best of us.