This message is absolutely hilarious. And although these reasons might actually be legitimate for some people to dump their partners, you have to admit they’re a bit much.
We could maybe get behind the relationship status update and the cat thing, but everything else is just madness. Unladylike swearing and disclosure of sexual partners?! Get over yourself Bobo!
Just Jump
Seriously, what kind of person breaks up with someone while they're on holiday, on a cruise?! It's bad enough to breakup through a text message, but to ruin somebody's holiday is just wrong.
And this is exactly why we love the response so much. Honestly, what else can you do but laugh at the whole thing and tell the person to go jump off a bridge?
Not a Fan of Cole
Clearly, this is a breakup between kids, but it's still pretty funny. Kids have a way of simplifying everything, and sometimes being a little bit too honest, like Cory here.
She's not a fan of Cole's, and even with the bad penmanship and jumbled letters, this message has got to sting a bit.
Too Much
We don't know what this guy did, but it must've been pretty bad to warrant this. Not only did the woman go through the trouble of destroying a perfectly good keyboard so it spelled out "I Hate You", but she also left a gorgeous engagement ring and a key. Ouch!
Maybe the guy can pawn the ring to buy himself a new keyboard.
What a Rollercoaster
This is a wild ride. The last two messages could have stood perfectly fine on their own, and the tone would have been overall a lot sweeter. But that's a tough opening line to get passed. And look, for all we know, maybe this woman has been a bit difficult lately, we don't know the situation.
These texts were also sent at 2 in the morning. That's got to be the golden hour of bad times to text your ex. Nothing that is sent at that hour can work out well, it doesn't matter how hard you try. And clearly, this guy wasn't trying so hard anyway.