We don’t know what this person did to deserve such a mean text message, but hey, at least it was creative.
Maybe babe will find a new partner in Dumpsville. Or at least a few friends to talk to.
Very Cold
Really, can a person get any colder if this story is real, which we hope it's not? Then it means that somewhere out there in this world is a person cold enough to text a breakup to their spouse in the middle of the night while they're suffering from life-threatening illnesses.
A message to you, you terrible person, where ever you are, if you see this, you got whatever has come to you, and if you lived a life of fortune, we hope you lose it all.
The Harsh Truth
Although it isn't exactly a breakup message, there's not much left to be said after a note like this.
You have to hand it to this person though, at least they were honest.
Chocolate Cake Break
That cake looks delicious, but we suspect whoever found it threw it in the garbage after reading what the icing spelled out.
Not only is it infuriating to get dumped with a cake, the message written on it couldn't be more passive aggressive! Hey cake baker, maybe it's actually you?!
When Autocorrect Kills the Mood
We've all been victims of autocorrect, and this breakup was no exception. This person was trying to be serious and stand their ground with the breakup, but the autocorrect was just too funny to ignore.
At least the reacted with some humor and made sure to make it clear that they are, in fact, over.