If you aren’t an avid reader of your local newspaper, then you might want to start reading it… you never know when you could find a message directed at you, like a breakup message. I would say that it’s worse than getting dumped on social media, but considering that everybody is on social media these days and not reading newspapers as much, we guess that posting on social media is even worse. So, Kevin Maxey maybe got it good that his partner didn’t break up with him via social media and chose the early 2000’s method via the local paper. And even if Kevin was loyal to his local paper, there’s a good chance that he missed this section in the paper because most people have their few sections that they read and they don’t pay much attention to the rest.
We hope that somebody who knows Kevin at least saw this and relayed the message so Kevin knows that he is now single.
A Bit of Humor
There are always people in your life that make you laugh. Some may even have some dark humor. The humor here is incredibly dark.
Just imagine your ex texts you that they miss you, and you basically tell them to jump. The message here is clear. "I don't want you anymore, I'd like you to go away, and it makes me laugh to make fun of you."
Make Up Your Mind
This right here is the work of someone who literally can't be older than 16. Everything about this screams, "teen drama." The lack of punctuation, the intensity of both the breakup and the insecurity of the girl being broken up with, and the fact that it's happening over text. This is a teen drama for the 21st century. But then this boy shocks us all with his level of stupidity and toxic masculinity at such a young age.
After confirming that he "kinda" feels the way he had literally just stated, he gets confused as to why his loved one isn't replying. After an undisclosed amount of time, he can see the jig is up. So, only one thing left to do here, blame it on her.
If Anybody Was Wondering
If anybody and everybody that follows @cjkarl11 were wondering, he just publicly broke up with @syd_ross via Instagram. Yes, this is the problem with millennials growing up on social media; they lose the ability to communicate with one another in person. Getting broken up with is awful. But getting broken up with on social media takes it to a whole other level. We wonder what awful thing she did to him to make him publicly announce their break up before it seems like Sydney even know about it herself. Perhaps they took things to their dm’s after she commented on the photo but we wouldn’t count on that.
We wonder what she did for him to be inclined to break up with her via Instagram and letting her down gently in the comment section. Maybe they were able to settle things in the DMs but we’re willing to bet that’s unlikely.
Get Your Act Together, Shawn
This breakup letter is precious. Apparently, Shawn was too shy to talk to Rachel since he asked her out three months ago. Judging based off of her spelling mistakes, these two are young kids. Rachel grew to be frustrated with her significant other for not talking to her enough. You go, girl, although you could have tried to talk to Shawn before breaking his little ripe heart. Shawn will learn that if he wants to keep a girl by his side, then he’ll have to talk to her and not just stare at her googly-eyed from across their math class. Shawn should definitely internalize Rachel’s advice, she gave it to him in a pretty sweet way.
Seems like he’s got some work to do on himself… but don’t we all?