Denial is Rough As if it’s not already hard enough to break up with somebody, it’s even harder to do when your partner is in denial. When this person is going to wake up from dreamland and reality hits, they are going to be in a pretty rough place coming to terms with what just happened. She refuses to believe that her boyfriend is breaking up with her, despite him resorting to exclamation points to relay the message to her that their relationship is kaput, over. We are legit worried about this girl roaming the world on her own.
This kind of naivety can get you into major trouble.
Ice Cold
We don't know what the dynamic was like between these two when they were together, but the poster said that they had been talking for around 5 months by the time this cold-hearted exchange happened. While that might not sound like a very long time, it's certainly enough time to deserve more than this. This breakup text is little more than ghosting.
At least he gave her a reason, we guess. But even then, she had to ask for it! He was content to leave her on read earlier that day, but then clearly felt somewhat bad when she texted again. Texting-based relationships might honestly be the worst ones, but hopefully, this woman found someone worthy soon after.
Joke’s On YOU!
More often than not, your dirty laundry gets revealed. You might be good at hiding it for some time, but the stench is bound to come out sooner or later. This girl thought that she was getting away with murder, but all of her little dates would soon come to the surface and slap her in the face really hard. And do you know what would also be hitting her in the face? The key to her home. It’s time for her to move out!
This girl’s boyfriend gave her a card that read “this card will feel heavy.” While she may have thought that she was getting a piece of jewelry, once she opened the card she discovered that her boyfriend was calling her out for all the men she had been seeing on the side. Sneaking around never ends well and this girl deserves a breakup like this.
High School Sweethearts
If you're reading this text exchange and thinking that the dialogue and screen look awfully, adolescent, you'd be correct. This is the woeful tale of a 14-year-old girl being dumped by her 14-year-old boyfriend. There was clearly some drama already at play as indicated by the hoodie business, but really we only get to see the culmination of this love story.
The girl is clearly taken by surprise, and you'd probably be too if you just saw your significant other like 2 hours ago and then they texted you, "So, you wanna break up?" Like that's traumatic! What could have caused this boy's sudden change of heart? We may never know...
Over Before it Began
Navigating dating apps is tough. You put yourself out there, get a couple of matches, and you reach out. But breaking the ice is sometimes the make-it or break-it of the whole deal, and it doesn't come naturally to some people. This guy decided to try a trusty old pickup line, and he even prefaced it by saying these weren't top-tier (probably trying to save face).
The girl he was talking to was open to it, but the poor Tinder guy had no idea what was coming. It's one thing to be told that your pickup line sucks, but it's another level of brutality to have someone reverse it on you to tell you to leave them alone. Maybe he got a second chance to start over - one can only hope.