Some exes are delusional. They can’t move on, so they want to pretend that you are also hung up on them and thinking about them 24/7. So they message you out of the blue with dumb questions like “What are the top 5 things you would do if you saw me?” What does that even mean? What kind of response is this guy even hoping for?
Luckily, his ex is more than familiar with this guy’s antics, and she wasn’t going to shy away. She made it clear that her only goal is to get as far away as humanly possible, and she’s factored in break times, even.
See You Where?
This one took a U-turn real quick. It started out as a typical breakup. It was a little messy, there's blocking happening, and both parties seem to be on the same page. Then one partner throws in something about seeing the other at their wedding. What? Isn't a wedding, like, the exact opposite of a breakup...?
Maybe this is typical for this couple, that they break up and make up constantly, but ultimately they see themselves working out. That being said, based on the other partner's apparent surprise at the wedding comment, maybe they aren't going the distance after all.
Just Go!
There is nothing more frustrating than dealing with a romantic partner who CLEARLY needs to go to therapy, but flat out refuses and wants to stay toxic. Because sure, you can break up with these people, but not before they've wasted your time for months, and not without bugging you incessantly for months on end after you break up.
This woman was done with words. When her ex pulled the attention-seeking "say you hate me," her only response was a jovial, straight-talking, gif of three women wearing Go to Therapy" shirts. And that's the only way to handle things at this point! Smile and refer, just smile and refer.
You Need to Be More Upset
We feel both of these people might have dodged a bullet if that's the kind of spelling and grammar they will deploy during these critical messages. Also, while the breakup text might have been brutal and swift, the green side doesn't mind that much. They are busy.
There are things to be done, and crying over a relationship that wasn't going to go the distance isn't on the list. We hope the person did text the same thing over and over. That will show Green.
Time to Start Thinking
Two people are dating, but it turns out there's a third – her name is Zoey, and she is just as unhappy about "Mark" cheating as the original girlfriend. It's good that these two girls realize who is to blame in this situation – Mark.
We don't know what they get up to, but it seems right out of a raunchy high school comedy movie. Incredibly, Mark could string along two women for two years, especially in an age with cell phones, the internet, and social media.