You know how animals in children’s books are always friends, no matter what species they are? The way we see it, those books are only miseducating children about nature. Take Winnie the Pooh and Piglet, for example. Where else would a bear be friends with a small pig? Well, we are here to set things straight, starting with this picture.
Children, this is how nature works. The world should take an example from this. It doesn’t matter if you are red, brow, black, big, or small. There is enough room for everyone on this planet. Even for scary owls and frightened mice.
Seeing Double
It’s like seeing double, twice. Twins on the left, twins on the right. And this set of twins is sitting right next to each other, by chance, inside a subway. Not only that, but the twins’ faces show identical expressions! How could this be? It seems like they even prefer to match hairstyles.
But the twins on the right go so far as to wear the same glasses, plus identical clothing. Maybe they just got used to it as kids. And maybe there is no need to get so overwhelmed, as this is a specific twin cart of the train, and these phenomena are very common to come across.
In Your Face
This baby obviously knows his priorities. First — eat your pasta. Second — finish your pasta. Third — dispose of your bowl. Fourth — make a gangster face at the camera. He achieved every step. The proud parent behind the camera must have had that picture blown up and framed. We would love to have a copy of that.
Now this has got to be a photo of a firstborn, as there is no way a mother of a second or third baby allows him to get away with this disrespectful behavior. Throwing a plate in the air like? Oh no. Not where we come from.
Matthew the Correspondent
Perhaps the BBC network misplaced the last name of their European correspondent from Brussels. Or maybe the newsman was born with that last name. Born into his destiny, he likely worked his whole life to live up to his last name!
Otherwise, it’s a very impersonal description, a title you’d expect displayed under an AI drone news reporter. (Drone news anchors, they’re coming! China already employs two AI news anchors.) As it stands, it’s a hilarious fumble by the BBC. So what is next? Will we see Carol Till at the Cornet shop? Or Andy Shelveing in the sports store?
El Helado
An enterprising junior high school teacher wanted to find a way to encourage her students to remember Spanish vocabulary words. So she attached images of food to the back of chairs to help her students learn the words. It was a great idea. But middle schoolers will be middle schoolers.
And, you have to admit, it was hilarious when this boy wore a Kiss shirt to school and sat next to the picture of ice cream. With Gene Simmons’ tongue stretching several inches in length, doesn’t it make sense for him to take a little lick of El Helado?