We’ve never resonated with a toy more. These animals have been through something, and it shows. The bags under these stuffed animals’ eyes tell a long and challenging story, and we just want them to know – we are here to listen.
We are used to seeing happy stuffed animals, the kind that makes you feel bad about feeling tired. These are the stuffed animals you buy new parents, so they know they aren’t the only ones losing sleep at night!
Teenage Mutant, Mutant Ninja Turtle
This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle looks like a legitimate mutant. It looks like they added braces to create the full "teenage" experience. This guy's neck is so long he may as well pass as a mutant giraffe.
This toy was hung like a prize at an amusement park, and by the looks of it, it was waiting for someone to claim it for a while. You can even spot the dust through the photo! Guess we're not the only ones that didn't find this toy appealing!
Gone in a Flash
If you're going to come out with a line of superhero Hot Wheels, you may want to do your research before you start designing...or at least read some comics. You would think, at least, that if they were to make a Batman Hot Rod, they would try and make something similar to the Batmobile, right?
What we think happened here is that someone accidentally printed Batman on The Flash's Hot Rod, and no one cared enough to edit the typo. It's a shame too because The Flash's Hot Rod looks pretty darn cool!
Bunny Business
At first glance, we thought to ourselves, why on earth is this bunny laying eggs? And then we read the advertisement and realized that it was actually...bunny glitter poop? Imagine being the person that works at the toy store that had to unpack these toys and then organize them on a shelf.
We don't know what educational purposes this toy serves, but it must have some sort of hidden agenda; otherwise, why else would anyone purchase such a thing?
The Lion Elsa
A crossover is the placement of two or more fictional characters into the context of a single story. This toy looks like a crossover between The Lion King and Frozen. There is something about Elsa's eyes and nose that makes her look more like Simba than she does Elsa.
We're guessing the guy that painted Elsa's face on had been in charge of The Lion King toys for so long - he was at a loss when they asked him to take the lead on the new Frozen series.