Okay, we know exactly what you’re thinking! Snap out of it! This is an entirely innocent children’s toy! Let us break it down for you, this bear was built so that when you squeeze it, the balls pop out of its mouth and shoot across the room.
See, there’s nothing naughty about it. Though we do understand why you were thinking what you were thinking, we admit, we were thinking it too!
The Birds, the Bees & The Bunnies
Looking at these two baby toys separately - they seem wholesome. Two bunnies, what's wrong with that, right? Wrong! Together these two toys make for a pretty "R" rated scene.
Perhaps, when the time comes, parents can use these toys to show give their kids the birds and the bees talk.
Santa's Little Helper
This delightful toy was placed at a shopping center's Santa's elf workshop display. We admit we don't really know what Santa's elves look like - but we're sure it's not this. Someone took a baby doll, ripped her head off, and then attached her to a stuffed animal's body.
We're not sure that that's what the spirit of Christmas is all about. To add insult to injury, whoever made this horrible toy also painted the doll's face an almost toxic shade of yellow.
Not So Pearly Whites
What's going on with Wolverine's teeth? Should we call his dentist? If these statue designers were planning on making him look feisty, the least they could do was make sure the poor guy flossed before.
We admit we don't know much about the X-Men, but we're sure that if Hugh Jackman were to lay eyes on this guy, he'd be upset.
To Infinity and Beyond
By the look on his face, Buzz Lightyear knows something sketchy is about to happen. We understand the reason one would feel compelled to buy this water bottle, but we don't really understand why the designers would put the straw exactly where they placed it.
You know what they say, size doesn't matter. We feel like in this case, it might. Buzz seems awfully pleased with himself.