Really, toy manufacturers? Did you think this was the best way to sew the banana onto this toy monkey? We understand that the banana placement task may be difficult, but you could have put the banana on his head, or even moved it a little higher up, just a tad higher – we don’t think that’s too much to ask!
Though we may not agree with this design, we’re happy that the monkey is happy!
Wolverine Hammer
The truth of the matter is, they could have put a blowhole on any side of this hammer. Alternatively - the designers could have thought out the sketch of this hammer better.
It's not like it's the end of the world, but it isn't all that pleasant either. Imagine if your kid came up to you and asked you to help them blow up this toy - we know we wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.
Do You Want to Eat a Snowman?
The title of this song is "Do You Want to Build a Snowman," right? We didn't get the lyrics wrong? By the looks of this toy, the song may as well go, "Do you want to eat a snowman?"
We're not sure what to think of this, on the one hand, it's a charming idea, making snow cones out of Olaf. But on the other hand, the thought makes us sad, and we don't want to eat Olaf, he's our friend!
What Would Freud Say?
These are toys for blowing bubbles...do you see what we see? We get that this was supposed to be an inclusive toy, that the swords were made for both boys and girls, and we're all for it!
It's just that making the "girly" sword a bit too girly with the heart decorations turned this toy into something our old friend Freud would have a lot to say about!
Under the Sea
Yes, we could go on and talk about this poorly designed children's water bottle, but wouldn't that be rather obvious? What we want to talk about here is the fact that these plastic bottles have been priced at $54.90!
Why on earth would a children's water bottle cost that much money? Is it full of special water that turns you into a Disney Princess? Is it filled with gold? We demand answers...and for someone to buy us this bottle!