Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is bigger than the movies he stars in. Quite literally, he often towers over his co-stars, filling every screen with his broad shoulders, ginormous arms, and bullet-shaped head.
Yet somehow, with his larger-than-life features all over the place, these designers still managed to miss the mark, and quite inaccurately portrayed the wrestler as a funny-looking plush toy.
Hush
Kids can’t help being annoying sometimes, and they need attention. When they don’t get it, they amuse themselves. They scream. They kick the table. They talk at a volume not suitable for human ears.
If your child happens to be a screamer, it might be worth your while to invest in this Elmo that clearly knows what to do.
Wait, What?
Are the puppies a class of dangerous counterrevolutionary subversives that threaten the utopian vision of the Paw Patrol Nation?
Or are they largely innocent bystanders and the Paw Patrol Nation's economic ideology is fundamentally flawed so its production depends heavily on forced labor?
Space Boys?
This Space Boy might look eerily familiar. If you ever watched Pixar movies growing up, it's almost as if it's a complete replica of the Toy Story toys, except with a different name, and Woody's arms have grown way out of proportion.
If we were speculating, we'd say this brand is just trying to make some money off of Toy Story's success.
Winnie the Pooh
Did your parents read you Winnie the Pooh's beloved children's books? Have you watched the animated movie? Do your friends refer to you as Eeyore on a regular basis? Whatever it is the box you tick, you have a whole lot of strong feelings about a tubby bear called Winnie the Pooh.
Unfortunately, not everyone gives Winnie the honor he deserves, and someone came up with a bad toy design like this one.