How do you make so much money that you actually have to pay someone for advice on what to do with it?
The bad news is, studies show that financial advisers are less effective than no financial advice at all.
Still Wear Blouses
Made of synthetic fabrics, a pain to iron and with crazy patterns.
These always have the worst patterns, too.
Read Danielle Steel Novels
If they sell it at the supermarket it’s probably not going to be topping any best book lists.
On other hand, you will never run out of books to read. How many books did this woman write?
Fall For Multi-Level Marketing
Amway, short for the American way, is the first multi-level marketing business.
What is it with baby boomers and pyramid schemes? I thought they were good at making money.
Can't Let Go of Capri Khaki Pants
Wearing khaki clothing that is not part of a uniform is a complete fashion crime.
That length would make Lebron James look short.