This wedding dress is light as it is festive. It will stay that way as long as nobody comes close with any sharp objects. No knives around, no scissors nearby, nothing that could accidentally turn this so-called design into a wedding disaster. Could you imagine what the dress would look like with no air in the balloons, like wornout plastic bags hanging from all over? We prefer not to.
It’s a good thing those balloons aren’t filled with helium. Otherwise, the bride would have been too busy floating around the room or saying ‘ I Do’ in a very high pitch.
Her parties are epic, her hosting skills are impeccable, and she will never let you forget it. The hostess with the mostest took things to a whole new level by wearing a cupcake frosting cake. She had had enough of keeping the decorated caked only in the kitchen and felt it was time to shout her shout. Cupcakes all over, even on your wedding dress. Enjoy!
The execution of this design was actually simpler than you'd think. The bride-to-be said to the dress designer that she wanted to look sweet, with loads of layers, and irresistible. The designer didn't miss it.
This bride will look like the biggest presence at the venue, that’s for sure. Or maybe more like an open present at a venue? With a skirt that is too overdone and too many unexplainable ribbons flying about, it really is quite a unique design. One that would win the over-exaggerated dress award if there was such a thing.
And the headpiece? And the bouquet stuck to her elbow? The initial idea could have been good if things were kept on the modest side. Just a few ribbons, drop the headpiece, leave the corset at home, and you're ready to go.
Ten Dresses Put into One
This dress is a perfect example of what happens when you take ten dresses, detach one element from each one, bring them together, and voilà. There you have it. The new 2013 summer collection is ready to wear bizarre wedding dresses. This dress is perfect for the lazy. There is no need to hold the bouquet or push the veil from your face as it is not even attached to the head.
Overall, this is a very modern creation. This resembles exactly what the 21st century is all about. It's free, it has no limitations, it would suit anyone, and everyone would have an opinion and something to say about it. We certainly do.
Going on the Tight Side
Some like baggy jeans, some prefer over-the-shoulder tops, and some love wearing tight clothes. Unable to breathe, I look ridiculous, kind of Extra tight clothes. And this goes for both the bride and the groom. Who allowed them to leave the house like this? And we don't care how good-looking you are.
There's not much room for imagination when it comes to this wedding dress, and everything is kind of there in front of your eyes. We appreciate the fact that the groom didn't leave the bride uptight and alone and arrived in a complementary too-tight suit, too. How considerate.