Did you know that if you shop online, no one will ever know what you’re wearing? People who like to frequent Walmart, for some reason, have forgotten this. Not that this person looks like he or she (it’s a little hard to tell) is suffering from their clothing choices.
In fact, it seems like the kind of outfit you wear when you want maximum comfort. A pair of soft slippers, some classic gray sweatpants, and a long, fuzzy housecoat is a great outfit if you are relaxing on the couch, but maybe not for browsing shirts at the store.
Two Dudes, One Beard
We get it, we really do. Everybody wants to look like Santa Claus, especially when the colder months are approaching. As the mercury drops, people start picking up red caps, fake beards, padded bellies, and black leather boots.
Once you hit December, however, the pickings start to seem a little slim. These two guys have to make do with trading off on a stringy beard that looks more like it's a mop than a bit of facial hair. Maybe they will swap it every other day or something like that because two guys trying to wear one beard never seems like it will be fun.
Just Got Out of Shawshank
You know and we know that there are some memorable outfits to be found on the shoppers at Walmart, but this one just seems ridiculous. This lady for real dressed in a matching top and pants that have horizontal black and white stripes, and even added a matching cap.
In fact, we're pretty sure that there's some kind of name tag or something on the front that looks like a prisoner's number. We're going to go with the idea that this lady is on her way to a Halloween party and wants to pick up some snacks. And you know what? She kinda rocks it.
Where's the Spaceship?
Some people dress up way too sparkly for Walmart. If you're going to this superstore, a pair of jeans, a T-shirt and a hoody would probably suffice. And yet, many Walmart shoppers seem to be determined to dress as weirdly and as wonderfully as possible, just to get the attention of others. Take this woman, for example.
In what should have been a simple, mundane transaction at the pharmacy there, the staff member was shocked by the strange spacesuit that she seemed to be wearing. All she could think was the following: "If this is what she wears, I wonder what her spaceship looks like!"
This Is How It's Done, People
Most of the time when we talk about outfits that are spotted at a Walmart, we're talking about stuff that belongs in fashion horror magazines. Not this time. No, this swanky gal is dressed to the nines for her weekly shopping. Perfect hair, makeup on point, and an entire outfit that is coordinated with the best of them.
We need to take notes. Best of all – the old lady knows it. She's posing for the camera like she was made for the spotlight. This probably isn't the first time she's given a quick grin to a fan while on a walk.