Elvis has not been with us for quite a while now, but a lot of people seem to think he is still out there – he is just hiding. Every once in a while there is a tabloid that says the King of Rock n’ Roll was spotted working at a pizza place in Lindsborg, Kansas.
To us, however, it makes perfect sense that he would be spotted at a Walmart. Chintzy, kinda schmaltzy, and fallen out of touch? Sounds just like Elvis the last time he was spotted. Now, are we talking about Walmart or Elvis? Whatever the case, he is still in this building.
This Must Be Where She Bought the Meat Outfit
Everybody, even the most famous of the famous, has spent a little bit of time shopping at the local Walmart. Even Lady Gaga – real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta – has probably bought a couple of things, even if it was something as simple as some melatonin or hair dye.
Or, maybe this woman is just trying to look as fabulous as Lady Gaga, without realizing that Gaga has an on-call glam squad for it, and this lady doesn't have any of it for this photo. Whatever the case may be, she is displaying a pretty good poker face, which is so Gaga.
Getting Out Will Be a Lot Harder
Shopping carts in big department stores are built to hold one or two kids in the front compartment. They're the perfect space for toddlers or infants, but even some smaller adults might find that they can fit themselves in. That's where this picture comes from.
However, it's going to be a heck of a lot more difficult getting that gal out of the chair than it was getting in, and we bet that wasn't exactly a picnic, either. It doesn't look comfortable sitting in it, either. Really, the entire operation looks like a bad idea from a comfort standpoint, even if the picture is fun.
A Beary Good Time Shopping
Some people take way too long doing their laundry, which means eventually they'll run out of outfits to wear. Then they might just discover that they're out of dryer sheets or laundry detergent or something like that. What to wear? Guess it will have to be that Halloween costume that you haven't worn in half a decade.
Look, that's our best guess, and it makes just as much sense to us as the truth probably will. There are lots of...fun...outfits that you can spot at Walmart, but this one might just be the beary best. Think he's heading toward the honey?
If We Get Separated, Meet by the Subway
It is not often that people get dressed up to go to Walmart but this couple has pulled out all the stops. Matching shoes, socks, shorts, shirts, and even hats. They wanted to look their best at a place where most people can barely be bothered to put on a pair of socks that match each other.
They look like a family at the water park, wearing matching shirts so nobody gets lost - it's pretty smart when you think about it. Maybe this is what they get excited about. Maybe they have been planning this all week, and this picture caught their grand entrance.