What are you supposed to do when you can’t find a babysitter for your pet duck? You take him with you to Walmart, obviously. That duck seems incredibly concerned with that woman’s choice of cheese. We can just hear him saying, “I told you I don’t like that brand, lady.”
Walmart has become increasingly better at catering to the widest audience of customers imaginable. So much so, that they are even reaching out now to members of the aviary community. That’s right – even ducks like to shop at this superstore from time to time. Not too sure why he needs to be on a leash though – seems pretty chill to us.
So That's Where They Get It
There are some things that you can only find in Walmart, including this. Whatever this is. A couple of sisters step inside the Walmart dressed as a cow and...we don't even know what the one on the right is supposed to be. A poop emoji, maybe? We know cows like to fertilize the soil a lot, but this is ridiculous!
They get caught – or they stage a photo, and they start yanking on udders. Girls, you know that isn't proper behavior in public. Still, at least these two seem to realize that they're being silly, and that they've done this on purpose.
Looking for the Bear Necessities?
Whenever Halloween comes around, Walmart is ready to make everyone's shopping experiences spooky and in line with the spirit of the festival. There are Jack-o-lanterns everywhere, Halloween decorations up the wazoo, and plenty of candy to stock up on for the trick-or-treats. And even the staff get in on the act.
Of course, they have no choice in the matter. So their enthusiasm (or lack of it) might not always match the extravagance of their costumes. These two store managers can be seen having some small talk while wearing their respective masks, a tiger and a panda. We have a feeling they have done this for a few years already...
It's perfectly normal to see many shoppers in Walmart walking around the store with a kid (or two) enjoying a joyride in the shopping cart. After all, they can normally fit quite easily in there, so why not? Of course, the more items you add to the cart, the more urgent it is to take the child out of it.
But in this photo, it appears that the mother might have forgotten that her daughter was still sitting in there, even after filling it to the brim with her groceries. We're not sure if the girl is laughing at how ridiculous this is, or if she is desperately trying to get some air as the bags crush her tiny lungs. We really hope it's the former.
Toilet Paper Train
We all know what it's like to walk out of the bathroom with a piece of toilet stuck to your shoe. But this is a bit hard not to notice. There are some things better left unsaid because really, there is no way to avoid embarrassing this woman if you told her she has a huge piece of toilet paper for a dress train.
Just look at how blissfully unaware she is looking for the right shade of blush. If it wasn't for the safety hazard of this woman tripping on the toilet paper and falling on her face, we'd say it's better for her to go on living her life without ever knowing this happened. But we really hope someone told her.