Lots of people have busy lives these days, which means you don’t always have time to coordinate an outfit that looks good. So, pressured to get in the car by your family or the clock, you just throw on whatever you have lying around. That’s why the unspoken uniform of your local Walmart almost certainly includes socks with sandals.
We can not deny that it’s a comfortable way to travel, especially if the weather flips on a dime, like in some places. Then again, if you’re trying to look good during your shopping, maybe stay away from this specific combination.
Hot Diggity Dog
They say that you are what you eat. And as far as we can see, this guy IS junk food. OK, maybe we're going a step too far here, but it's clear that he is a fan of fast food, that's for sure. He came into Walmart already wearing a t-shirt showing his favorite food - hamburger and fries. And can you blame him? Who doesn't love that perfect combo?
But that wasn't enough. He needed to double down on his love for this kind of grub. So he decided to buy a similar-looking tee. This time, it displays a lifetime supply of hotdogs. The only problem is that we don't think this is going to be particularly arousing for passersby. It's just going to make other people hungry.
Spotted at a Walmart Under the Sea
Honestly, even if she did just put it on for a quick pic while she and her friend were shopping for new flip-flops, a Spongebob Squarepants hat helmet thing is hardly the worst outfit that you will see this year. How good was that animated series? Seriously...
Still, Walmart is the place to try out different fashion statements to see which one fits the bill. The key is to look better than the other people in the store, feel weirder, and then own it anyway. We don't know if this absorbent yellow look is what will make it on the cover of the next “Vogue,” though.
This guy is ready to show the world that he doesn't take any guff. He's so ready, he cut off the legs of his pants to make sure people will also know that he is FOREVER HARDCORE. Even if he's in line at Walmart buying incontinence medicine and medical braces because he hurt his wrist while gardening.
We won't lie – that ink is pretty good. It's just the choice of what to use that ink for that we kinda disagree with. Any tattoo should be a visual representation of your beliefs, your attitude, or even your soul. So here is Mr. Forever Hardcore guy, showing everyone what he's made of.
Just a Couple of Characters
Kids don't mind being in Walmart that much, as long as the trip doesn't take too long. There's usually plenty of fun stuff to play around with. For instance, these two have found big pieces of headgear to wear, based on characters from “How the Grinch Stole Christmas.”
Those things look pretty heavy, and we would not be surprised if right after the picture was taken the kids removed them. Or maybe they bumped into each other and fell over, which might be a little funnier if it wasn't kids. The one on the right has a great camera face.