Most of the time when we talk about outfits that are spotted at a Walmart, we’re talking about stuff that belongs in fashion horror magazines. Not this time. No, this swanky gal is dressed to the nines for her weekly shopping. Perfect hair, makeup on point, and an entire outfit that is coordinated with the best of them.
We need to take notes. Best of all – the old lady knows it. She’s posing for the camera like she was made for the spotlight. This probably isn’t the first time she’s given a quick grin to a fan while on a walk.
Shopping in Comfort
Did you know that if you shop online, no one will ever know what you're wearing? People who like to frequent Walmart, for some reason, have forgotten this. Not that this person looks like he or she (it's a little hard to tell) is suffering from their clothing choices.
In fact, it seems like the kind of outfit you wear when you want maximum comfort. A pair of soft slippers, some classic gray sweatpants, and a long, fuzzy housecoat is a great outfit if you are relaxing on the couch, but maybe not for browsing shirts at the store.
Where's the Spaceship?
Some people dress up way too sparkly for Walmart. If you're going to this superstore, a pair of jeans, a T-shirt and a hoody would probably suffice. And yet, many Walmart shoppers seem to be determined to dress as weirdly and as wonderfully as possible, just to get the attention of others. Take this woman, for example.
In what should have been a simple, mundane transaction at the pharmacy there, the staff member was shocked by the strange spacesuit that she seemed to be wearing. All she could think was the following: "If this is what she wears, I wonder what her spaceship looks like!"
Making Things More Fun
Shopping is a pretty boring time, depending on who you ask. But many would agree that there is nothing fun to look at, it takes a long time, and you just have to walk up and down the same boring aisles. These boys decided they would keep things interesting by pulling a rare move – the double cart.
One cartful of merchandise is pushed by someone that is in a second cart. You do not see it much these days (or ever), mostly because it requires at least two people who are bored enough to try and pull it off.
Just Don't Stare
A pair of leggings is a pretty common addition to a lot of outfits these days, but there are some that probably shouldn't be common sights. This gal decided skin-tone tights (not her skin tone, but that doesn't help much) were the right thing to wear to a Walmart.
And we expect more than one person did a pretty hefty double-take when they spotted her in the aisles. The specific tone, the creases in the fabric, and the lighting all make it look a little too natural. Maybe she was out buying tights that don't have people reporting her for indecent exposure.